Gavaroc

"Spent most of the time enjoying myself with this extremely acclaimed thing but then the ending made me deeply and surprisingly unhappy" is the vibe I got from Expedtion 33, so I know the feeling if not the same product?

something something show her what he can do with *her* finger

I'm also very fond of the Doom Diver catapult

did. Did you -make- that

A bright, colourful logo for 'Flick Rush', a minigame in Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance. The logo is in all-caps, and the kerning makes it look an -awful- dang lot like it says 'FUCK RUSH'

Nah but genuinely *how* did this logo make it into a Kingdom Hearts game without literally anybody at Disney crying foul

If you're looking to expand your food options may I humbly suggest the rich

Absolutely bonkers to see itch, at worst, awkwardly scrambling to fix things and be met with a million "fuck you stop lying you evil piece of shit"

I remember Borderlands 2's Tina DLC had this one skeleton enemy that wouldn't stay down unless you took a second to pull a ghost sword out of their body while they were stunned.

I remember this because it SUCKED and took the momentum out of the game every time you had to deal with one of them.

roast away but how hard would that demake go

I have since thought up 'Masturbation Pistols', which I think is technically better, but probably not suited for polite company.

Slightly diminish a band

Lizardforce

My partner grew up in Perth and moved here. She has never forgiven me. 🤣

Stomach problems after overindulging in spicy chicken?

Peri-Peri-Menopause!

...I'm sorry it got stuck in my head and I had to.

Welcome! We apologize in advance for the weather.

YouTube video by Turnabout: An Ace Attorney Musical Turnabout: An Ace Attorney Musical - ACT ONE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUmO...

An even bigger list is on his sidebar on the wiki. I know it's probably "Dissmisser of the Warrior Queen", but I choose to interpret the spacing here to mean people just call him 'Queen' sometimes and he's cool with it.

I also interpret the one under He Who Does Not Serve as 'Slayer of Redditors'.

A pride problem? This guy? Nahhhh.

And if its the Vampire Coast specifically, prepare to be severely content-starved.

*holding back tears*

Yeah nah, none of this, like the others are saying.

You're going through it and doing your best, whatever's going on in their heads about it isn't on you and shouldn't be thrown at you.

It'd be understandable to be like 'hey we miss you,' but this shit is a mile over the line.

Not to mention every second game having a 'fake cheat' you'd spend weeks trying to do with no luck (because it was BS)

I -think- there's a translation patch, at least a rudimentary one. Might or might not get a nuanced narrative but it'd be playable, certainly.

I have finished Clair Obscur! Fantastic gameplay all throughout, an absolute joy and blast!

And uhhhhh... narratively...

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Yeah, I mean, I liked the Prologue and Act I! Those were great!

Shame about the... rest of all of that... but what an opening few hours, eh? (eat the rich)

Can still do it on YouTube shorts but most creators do this as obnoxiously as possible by starting off with a verbalised premise and ending it with "AND THAT'S WHY-"

They test you for the Southern Hemisphere now? Does it involve checking how you say the word 'no'? Because I'll false negative on that.

Am... am I the bot? 😲

regularly, and I would like to take this opportunity to tell Vanillaware in particular to consider pulling the fire poker out of their ass

Johnny Sydneyhand

they literally said "pay no attention to that man behind the curtain"

Fallen London wants me to buy $250 worth of rats for an elephant that doesn't exist