@simonb72.bsky.social
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Love!!!!!
Doin’ that rag…
“And the aces are crawlin' up and down your sleeve”
(It’s plural, so, you need another one somewhere else on your arms!)
Nice work ❤️
Fuck!
05.02.2026 23:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mine too, it’s awful
05.02.2026 23:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😘
05.02.2026 23:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bobby’s the smartest guy I know that could still easily and accidentally melt plastic in his oven. And maybe still eat the ribeye lol
05.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0🤣🤣🤣
05.02.2026 21:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can make toilet paper with those shots for all I care 💩
05.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Agree with Zach here, but 1 important clarification….make sure the pan you use is all metal / oven proof 😬
Also, assume you don’t have a meat thermometer?
Ahem, I believe I took these pics in the subway station on the way to YEMSG
05.02.2026 21:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Birthday Nat!!! 🥳
05.02.2026 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy happy @phletch.bsky.social !
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I don’t understand any of this, but like the hopefullness b/c Jan sucked the big one 🙏
04.02.2026 23:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Duh 🙄
04.02.2026 23:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oooh…a touch of cream could go a long way with that combo
04.02.2026 23:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Welcome home. The snow hasn’t melted at all!
04.02.2026 23:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Package of 5 million beneficial nematodes
I think unleashing 5 MILLION microscopic “worms” should fix the gnat infestation in my favorite houseplant
Sayonara motherf**kers!!! Here comes Piper and his friends 🪱
👏🏆🌟🥇🤣🤣🤣
04.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*RING most unique 🤪
03.02.2026 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like the necklace/earings. It’s big most unique though. Probably not the right audience for advice lol
03.02.2026 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s a beautiful thing!!!! 🤍
hmu for some recipes if you run out of inspo
Italian colleague walks up to the urinal next to me (2nd time today we met here) and says…..”Just like my grandfather used to say, the only time you don’t have to pee is when you’re peeing”
I think I’m ready to be a grandpa 👴
Car with bumper sticker saying I love my vagina
Can’t wait to meet the new neighbor
02.02.2026 21:29 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Let me know!
02.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just saw them Sat at the Bowl here in BK. LFG!!!
02.02.2026 20:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Increasing the review by a half point as I noticed this on the wall in the way out
02.02.2026 19:44 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Weekend 3 people, weekend 3! And yes, I am also ISO 😬
02.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
