“We left the next morning in a huff”
With a broken Blue Bomber heart, I am no longer the voice of Mega Man.
I was asked to return for Mega Man: Dual Override, but only on the condition I work without the protections of a union contract.
It’s almost 3 pm and I haven’t started the waffles for breakfast yet
I spent my last teaspoon of irony baking a guillotine cake and eating the whole thing
just came out of one of those deep spiritual trances you get between reps at Planet Fitness
Fuck it. Let’s spring forward again tonight.
Night night, Pizza Hut
She said “cahoots” like she’s my granny shoutin from the Davenport
Five members of the Iranian women's football team have taken refuge in a safe house in Australia following their elimination in the Asian Cup bbc.com/news/article...
Barista. And how do you take your sugar?
Me: In the raw?
Barista: In the raw.
“International Women’s Boxing Day” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Calling in sick for International Women's Boxing Day
NBC - Two arrested and two IEDs seized as right wingers hold an anti-Islam demo outside Gracie Mansion today during Ramadan. Not immediately known if Mayor Mamdani was home.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
This is how I feel after we “spring forward”
Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡
What about this made you think of me, Raymond? Lol
I’d really like to see your AWP hauls and hear your AWP anecdotes, writer friendos…
Lindsey Graham looks like the Ghost of Daylight Savings Past
I don’t know what this means, but I stand by it
Lindsey Graham looks like the Ghost of Daylight Savings Past
Trump has the opportunity to do the funniest thing on International Women’s Day today
Daylight Saving Time makes me feel uncomfortably interdimensional for at least one day
It’s 2007. I’m mad at my little brother so I fuck up his Nintendo Mii’s face…
It’s 2007. I’m mad at my little brother so I fuck up his Nintendo Mii’s face…
Oscar Piastri has crashed out of the Australian Grand Prix*
*which does not start for thirty minutes
Greetings, new friends! You may know me as an author, a prolific Bluesky poster and 4th place finisher on So You Call That Dancing? But you might not know that my partner Judith (@mzpress) and I have an online arts bookstore that's growing every day. Full inventory here: mzs.press/EVERYTHING-W...
The sunglasses
No, one was a Pulitzer
At AWP today, I tried to pay for two books of poetry with my Dave & Buster’s card
