Stone Cold Jane Austen

Sorry but a plateau is the highest form of flattery

Microdosing being a kid again by using the fitted sheet like a gym parachute and screaming under it

Oh hell yeah

What impression do you do best?

I JUST messaged my therapist and GP

I saw someone on Threads say their clinician changed their diagnosis this week to something different from “gender dysphoria” and they were really upset until someone pointed out it may have been in an effort to save them from the likes of this…

Bureau of Prisons: February 19, 2026 PURPOSE AND SCOPE To establish professional guidelines for the mental health evaluation and treatment of inmates meeting the diagnostic criteria for Gender Dysphoria (GD) to assist their progress toward recovery, while reducing or eliminating the frequency and severity of symptoms and associated negative outcomes.

This week it was uncovered that the Trump regime is trying to "cure" trans prisoners of being transgender, while doing everything they can - from labeling our mere existence as explicit to stripping us of our legal documents - to ensure we *all* end up imprisoned in their ever-growing camps.

I keep a 12 pack of soda in my car throughout most Maryland blizzards for funsies

Every day in 2026 is like opening a tube of biscuit dough

Trump in a white USA hat looking like death

I’m not convinced Trump is actually alive

Took such a hard nap this afternoon that my cats started chewing on me

What’s wrong, Congress? You’ve barely even touched your checks and balances

I stand corrected. Right on time, Chuck.

My in-laws are in Iran. My wife Lida, who is from Iran, is still sleeping next to me. I haven’t woken her up yet.

How is all of this gonna affect the ballroom?????????

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

I’m not seeing enough threats of strongly worded letters or tweeted maxims or feigned outrage about this, Congress. Step it up

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

Just took an OPERATION EPIC SHIT this morning

Myself and my BILLS next to me on right, his wife across from him, then my MIL, my wife Lida and my FIL. All from Shiraz, Iran. 🇮🇷

She’s up now. We’ve been expecting this, but waking up to this shit - like last summer - feels extra cruel for her. And me too. On her behalf. Because it is and that’s the point.

Simpsons screen cap says: DONALD TRUMP NO NEW WARS? NO, NEW WARS

No, new wars!

My in-laws are in Iran. My wife Lida, who is from Iran, is still sleeping next to me. I haven’t woken her up yet.

I can’t believe the recipient of the first ever FIFA Peace Prize would do such a thing

The Dark Knight Also Rises

Tripped over my own two feet walking into my office this morning and spilled coffee down my white shirt. Happy fucking fucking fucking Friday

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She disappeared into the crowd like a hamster into a crowd of hamsters

“I’ll never let go, Jack,” said Rose, titanically

Whatever Apple did with its hyperactive autocorrect and underactive spellcheck has me in tears. I’m larfing my ass off through societal collapse.