My gf gave me weed and then smores

:)))))))))))))))))))

infinity- infinite— infinity- nikki- whatever. infinity nikki

Parallel karma

Don’t consider it!

Get what they want and add a personal touch like an improvement to it, if they want an air fryer get air fryer accessories like a magic spatula or whatever

big didney got in the way of her fucking a bear

nanoboosting my dick, viagra

Prime is cooked

Update:Prime was in fact not cooking

Prime is cooking

Betatron running away from chadimus woooooow

The exes are fighting

Me when I’m asked how many episodes of this show I’ve watched after the next 17 minutes

How the fuck are ironhide and megaton flying

I’m going in

okay talk to you later
see you later
bye
byeeeeee
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Me when she simply exists

"youre my other half and i cant wait to grow old with you 🩷 "
me:

woah! is that the new xbox 360?!

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Ladies what if you gave birth

And you found out the baby wasn’t yours

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How this past week has felt

I didn’t even enter my pin and I hate it.

The wallpaper and font alone got to me

Windows 11 woo

Can’t wait to download my third party software and get rid of useless features woo

Get lost in stylistic aesthetics that’s an unnecessary switch up woo

Think about the beardless next time you shave.

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We make wigs out of head hair.

But not beards out of pubic hair.

I like artists

Deserved

my calico cat, boop

my boss wants to talk to you

get u a girl that tells u the minions lore

We’re not doing it chat