Dumb Dog

I’m like if someone gave a dog a knife

An illustration of a flying monkey

Winged Beast 🐒🪽

Unfortunately now when someone asks me to flex for them I will stop what I’m doing or saying to do it. Intoxicating 😭

I am extremely judgmental of bumper stickers, you can tell SO much about a person from that alone.

Held him down while he was running away from it, it’s supposed to hurt a little baby 🥰 that’s the love you’re feeling

Okay poser 🙃

Training him right 😉

It’s a lot of fun!!

Any queers on Xbox playing Nightreign?🐶

need my feet licked while I play with my dick 😔

My goal is to be able to do a good healthy hand stand by the summer

This job has me so exhausted I fell asleep trying to jack off last night lmao

I’m going to be so naked this summer

Working out is cool cause it’s like yeah I can see my progress and I feel amazing every time I do it but I’m not big enough yet and that gives me mental illness.

Cutie ☺️

There was a recipe in an ad for some tea called lovers leap, I didn’t want to spend 15 dollars on a box of tea just for some pie but found that earl grey was pretty close to the same blend of stuff, it pairs well with chocolate

This is more of a pudding/custard pie. It was my first time using gelatin by itself I was so worried it wouldn’t thicken right and my crust would be ruined 😅

It was fun to make!

Dark Chocolate x Earl Grey 🌹

Caramelized onions again hahaha

I like galettes cause they can be ugly lookin and it gives them this sort of old world rustic charm in the end

Oh jeez thanks 😳

Bao buns, stir fried cabbage and fried rice

I tried my hand at steamed bao buns. Used this tasty Japanese bbq sauce I found and shredded some chicken for the filling with garlic and shallots. More stir fried cabbage and made some fried rice 🔥

Lmao

Pepper steak and cabbage on white rice with sesame seed garnish

Carrots and leeks!

Pepper steak & cabbage stir fry while I make carrot and leek soup

It makes my heart rate go up for sure lmao. I just 100% all the achievements and downloaded another game called MADiSON that’s supposed to be even more intense. 😂

Subs are always saying “I’d love for a man to hit me and push my limits!” until you want to punch them in the face

Guys with long hair are either cool as hell or entirely untrustworthy and weird

“I need to do this to someone’s son/daughter” sounds so oddly pedophilic every time I hear it

Dolores standing menacingly in the doorway at the end of the hall in Visage

Lisa from PT standing in a hallway ominously

Visage | PT