Dumb Dog

That’s me right now trying to perfect my scholar play. I really liked iron eye but his gameplay gets a little boring. Recluse is FUN though

Sometimes it goes great, other times I feel like I’m yelling at the screen 😂

Xbox unfortunately, I’ve only ever gotten to play with randoms lmao

What do you play on?

I don’t think apple has had an iOS update in the last 5 years that was good. Every update makes my phone harder and more complicated to use, everything is too fluid and responsive, there are too many “hidden menus” to find the shit you could just click and have available. Shit sucks!

Mental illness and a house that defies logic

Lmao no I’ve been married almost 8 years

About to read house of leaves again, I’m gonna be annoying about it

“Am I shadow banned???”
No you’re just not particularly interesting

I think all of my problems today would be solved by a hairy ass grinding my face into dust

I mean I smoked weed for years, only just stopped, no problem with people who smoke still. It’s those that make it a personality trait and part of who they are as a person that I hold disdain for and always have

I’m not anti-weed but I am very anti-stoner

I could bite my tongue before now if you pmo I just start yelling 😅

Damn I’m kind of a dick when I’m not stoned all day 😂

I have been called weak and gay and a boomer and easily impressionable since I took a little inspiration for my decision from an American dad quote. All for choosing sobriety lmao

Usually when someone says they have addiction issues to something, people feel pity and encourage sobriety

When it’s weed that you’re struggling with, people want to call you weak and a pussy but don’t reflect on why they feel so enraged by the idea of someone choosing to quit after 16 years of use

I will never understand the “the left was so annoying I became conservative” because I am irritated by you guys every single damn day and all I can do is roll my eyes and groan. My most conservative belief is that just because your feelings got a little bit hurt doesn’t mean you need to cry.

I’m like if someone gave a dog a knife

An illustration of a flying monkey

Winged Beast 🐒🪽

Unfortunately now when someone asks me to flex for them I will stop what I’m doing or saying to do it. Intoxicating 😭

I am extremely judgmental of bumper stickers, you can tell SO much about a person from that alone.

Held him down while he was running away from it, it’s supposed to hurt a little baby 🥰 that’s the love you’re feeling

Okay poser 🙃

Training him right 😉

It’s a lot of fun!!

Any queers on Xbox playing Nightreign?🐶

need my feet licked while I play with my dick 😔

My goal is to be able to do a good healthy hand stand by the summer

This job has me so exhausted I fell asleep trying to jack off last night lmao

I’m going to be so naked this summer