Currently existing

The bullet is no charge ! 🙃

Putting ads on paid streaming subscriptions is my 13th reason

I got up early for work to accommodate the new guy for training. I usually get in at 10. The new guy is not here 🙃

Hope it does end it ☺️

Michael B Jordan ate that

Having to pay to get accident history for a car you’re thinking about buying feels like a scam.

Honestly there’s too much talking in Harry Potter for me. Death Eaters would have been catching avada kedavras left and right.

Don’t call me sis cause I’m not your sisterrrrrrr

When I say I’m outside I mean on my patio.

Man talk about nickel and diming people. Sony and Nintendo going bar for bar on who can be the greediest.

Oh this is nasty

Testing out the AI tone thing and I feel like it sounds like more of a bitch than I do 😂

Everybody ain’t ya friend. Everybody ain’t ya potna.

Lol, anyway

A bald headed man said this

Just had someone try to tell me we sent $27 trillion USD to Ukraine for aid and you really can’t tell people who believe shit like this anything. They’re too far gone.

As soon as someone wastes my time I’m done.

Embarrassing. Losing a bag over a MAN?

It’s never banana. It’s always BANANA. Loud ass fruit.

Cannot listen to any of that new Carti. Awful.

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And we all believed that

Are condoms and lube going to be provided?

Fine 😪

Do I have to be? I’m tired.

MUTT Leon Thomas · MUTT (REMIX) · Song · 2024

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She said take yo time what’s the rush? Baby imma dog in a mutt 🗣️

Tired of feeling so numb man

“I gave everything I had in this and I don’t have no regrets.”

Invincible Season 3 may have some of the best writing of all time. Now if only Amazon wasn’t so cheap with the budget so they could get more people to work on animation/compositing/etc

What a dork

I love when the trash takes itself out.