Ma$on

It strikes me as Orwellian that government officials are peddling fake Orwell quotes to legitimize state violence.

Trader Joe's Fried Rice Recall Expands as 33.4 Million More Pounds of Frozen Food Sold Nationwide Recalled Due to Possible Glass Contamination Following a recall in which over 3 million pounds of Trader Joe's frozen fried rice products were possibly contaminated with glass, the recall has now been expanded to include an additional 33.4 milli...

Uhhh…rolling back quality control regulations is bay-ud, mmmkayyyy?

people.com/trader-joe-f...

before y’all get too excited:

“[trump] added that noem, who he said ‘has served us well, will take over a new role called ‘envoy for the shield of the americas.’ the president described that position as one that will lead ‘our new security initiative in the western hemisphere.’”

There are actually 4 hand orientations:
-left-handed
-right-handed
-mixed (write w/ one hand, but dominant with the other)
-ambidextrous

What if I told you it’s because there’s more than two hand orientations?

I'm definitely a part of the "miss" delegation

Black Panther’s Hip-Hop Play, in Shakespeare’s House

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/t...

Britney Spears arrested in Southern California "This was an unfortunate incident that is completely inexcusable," a representative for Spears said in a statement to NBC News. She was released Thursday, according to jail records.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Secretary Markwayne

Gen Z males twice as likely as baby boomers to believe wives should obey husbands Global survey shows young men and boys hold more traditional views about gender roles than older generations

My take

generational studies and gender studies never dealt with intersectionality so they spent the last ten years treating the attacks on Black and Indigenous women specifically as seperate from gender

They were wrong

We tried to tell them

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

It's time

See I missed that step. I should have locked my hair first lol

Did I send that text? Yes I did.
Do I wanna throw my phone out of the window? Yes I do.

I'm in LA so I understand. It was the perfect amount of jacket for any type of weather. You could wear it at night, you could wear it when it was windy, you could wear it if it was raining, you could wear it when it was hot as long as it match the rest of your fit.

Randy Moss probably

Young Mase

Burger King cooks up AI chatbot to spot if employees say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ OpenAI-powered assistant will help to ‘understand overall service patterns’, company says, as move sparks backlash

🫩 dystopian as fuck www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Sketch collage for the three main characters of my book:

Men: I don’t want to lay on you, I’m 6’1 240lbs. I might squish you!

Also men (to 200lb+ women):
SIT ON MY FACE!!!

😒😒😒

If you aint have that windbreaker, were you even there?

The sound that that jacket made >>>

I'll be 42 this month

I carried that little orange can with me everywhere and a brush. And that's the best my hair would do 😂

You'd definitely have won the Randy Moss look-a-like contest.

If I had a dollar for every time someone said I look like Randy Moss during this period of my life all the way through college.

The windbreaker that you can fold up into a pouch. Very '90s

a man wearing a hat and sunglasses says cry for you ALT: a man wearing a hat and sunglasses says cry for you

LMAO

You look like you was about to go sing “it’s been an hour since you been gone”

No matter how much Murray's I put on my head I never got waves. I brushed and brushed and brushed put a do-rag on and cut off the circulation to my head and nope no waves. This is my attempt at waves for picture day in '97...no waves, no action 😂