A 4-panel photo comic: 1 {scene: a lecture theatre} 1 Me: Dr Goodall, it's an honour to meet you. I do this thing called Irregular Webcomic!... 2 Jane Goodall: {the real Jane Goodall! Really!} Oh yes, I've seen this. I've been hoping for the chance to meet you one day. 2 Me: You have?! 3 Jane Goodall: Yes. Come here, there's something special I want to give you. 3 Me: Yes? 4 [sound]: Smack!! {Jane Goodall chimp-slaps me across the face.}

In 2006 I met Jane Goodall. I had an unremarkable webcomic, in which I'd co-opted Jane as a character—a crass, egotistical, version who posed as an expert on “monkeys”. I showed her some printouts & she said, “I’ve seen these. They’re funny.”
She agreed to pose for photos for my comic. RIP Jane.

@smbccomics.bsky.social hey just FYI the click-the-image link on www.smbc-comics.com/comic/binary-2 is broken, I think you mixed up the link and the mouseover text

i think this picture, from a public promo stream for a video games starring one of the most popular comic book characters of all time owned by the disney corporation, should be used on every single story about storefronts taking down lgbt content

damn I missed a lot huh. I only saw 1 and 2 and infinity war and endgame. lot happened in 3 apparently

Consensual Non-Consent In Real Life A 3 panel comic Panel 1: Kink Negotiation Blushing Person: I was thinking maybe we could try out some CNC play... Person #2: Yeah, we can totally try that out, sweetie! We should plan out what we're willing to do! Panel 2: "The Scene" Person #2: The sex pollen.... it's... taking over. I... I can't...Hnngg.... Blushing Person: Noo! Please, you have to snap out of it! Panel 3: Aftercare Blushing Person: Thanks so much, that was fun. Let's do it again sometime. [end of comic] "The Scene" is the fantasy within a CNC framework. Some fictional works tell a story depicting two (or more) characters following the process of doing CNC kink, just as they would in real life: Consent discussion, Kink negotiation, “The Scene", and Aftercare. [image of a blushing person reading the above comic] Some fictional works focus on “The Scene only. A framing device is not required, as the fantasy is contained fully within the story. This lets the reader engage in the kink the same way as if they were engaging in “The Scene" portion of the CNC play. [image of a blushing person reading only “The Scene” panel from the above comic] CNC play, and both sorts of fiction are normal and healthy!

A comic about CNC kink I've been thinking about for a few years, and I finally decided to sit down and make it.

A post on the importance of sending letters

A post with Disney's address

Do this to voice your outrage at Disney's unjust cancellation of Kimmel and other people's shows for simply practicing their free speech, ASAP.

SCHOOL BUSG

first order of business. there is no zero suit. she's just Like That

YO THIS IS FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

The Harvestman aka the Daddy Long Legs, is an arachnid similar to a spider but they aren't spiders. They don't bite and are safe to handle, but they are delicate so be gentle with them. They eat pests and are good to have around.

imagine you got a friend who does 300 different watercolour paintings of sunsets. do you think that this friend is working for a world where people should hate watercolour paintings of sunsets

evolution spend a hundred million billion years creating thirty thousand different unique kinds of spiders and you're just gonna spit on her work like that??? maybe the reason humans can't fly is because SOMEbody offended evolution by being pissy about spiders. just something to think about

"why should I like spiders??" because every piece of evidence says that god loves arachnophiles and hates people who hate spiders. if god didn't want you to love spiders would she have invented trapdoor spiders? crab spiders?? tarantulas??? ogre-faced spiders??? tangleweb spiders??? BE RATIONAL HERE

I can't help but feel like "why does the political group dedicated solely to improving the lives of the uberwealthy have a huge presence in the expensive and profit-dominated area of network television, and the political group who wants to guillotine billionaires doesn't?" isn't a difficult question

Be aware that another shitty bill has been introduced: The SCREEN Act.

If passed, it would require Full. Age. Verification.

Like KOSA, call all your reps & tell them what a horrible idea this is.

Spread this pls.

Link: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

#screenact #badinternetbills
#stopkosa

hey. have you been sitting out on calling payment processors? i get it. phone calls are annoying and difficult for a lot of people. maybe you’ve been putting it off until now. well, i have good news: now is actually a PERFECT time for you to START calling. you are Wave 2!

imagine you go to a restaurant.

the waiter says "by the way, new policy -- we don't bring out your food until you let us shit directly into your mouth first."

even if the food in that restaurant is the best in the world, you're not gonna eat at that fuckin restaurant!! the fuck!!

when I sit waiting for 3 minutes for a 30-second video to load, then realize it's not loading because I have my adblocker enabled, I'm not going to say "oh no! better disable my adblocker!", I'm gonna say "ehh I didn't really need to watch that video" and close the tab

youtube has gotta understand that if they make it impossible to block ads on youtube, then they're not gonna get more people watching ads, they're gonna get fewer people watching youtube

someone will be like "nah THIS thing isn't sexualised! things being sexualised is BAD! MY thing that I like is SQUEAKY CLEAN! nothing sexual here!!" then you go listen to the song they're talking about and the lyrics are like "gosh I love having sex and I'm having it right now and I want more of it"

yeah yeah I know that's not the point, I'm just trying to figure out why someone would support this

d'you think that people who don't see the issue here just... don't know how much leisure normally costs? like, $10M is not a normal amount to spend for a fun weekend.

I spent like $25 bucks on a video game for me and my friends to play online.

maybe someone should buy trump a video game?

Mountain is an unincorporated community in Ritchie County, West Virginia. It was known as Mole Hill prior to 1949, when residents requested that the name be changed to Mountain[1] as part of a publicity stunt to literally make a mountain out of a molehill. Despite the name, no mountain is visible from Mountain.

they breached that tea app already and everyone's uploaded and verified IDs are getting posted all over the place. already seen a map logging addresses of users. please don't send your information to meme apps. might as well be honeypots for all the security they're gonna employ

turns out it's that easy

May today be a day you can read and close a few of those tabs you've had open that you told yourself, "I'll read it later."

guy who, in 5 years, will be known far and wide for his smooth and beautiful voice: "hey guys, time for another video. sorry about my voice, I know I sound dumb"

did you like it

no social media website will ever actually succeed tumblr unless it doesn't have a fucking maximum character limit on posts

i believe i've just invented a new type of sandwich: the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. you may be thinking, "how is that different from a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?" well, this sandwich has not only peanut butter, but jelly as well, making it essentially a peanut butter and jel– ah shit