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I will be in Austin, TX this April! Hope to see you at Staple! Expo!

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a sunfish in a dress is in front of a bedroom mirror on a dresses. She says to another sunfish out of frame, “please don’t tell me you forgot our date night.” Panel 2: the other sunfish stares at her blankly with a gigantic chunk missing from its head.

That means a lot. Thank you very much

I want to make something really meaningful before I’m gone

Three panel comic. Panel one: a bush baby in sunglasses and a leather jacket sits outside a house on a motorcycle with huge handlebars. A starry-eyed ingenue in daisy dukes runs from the house. She says “wait, biker bush baby! Take me with you!” Panel 2: biker bush baby solemnly turns back and replies, “heh. Kid… you want nothin’ to do with this.” Panel 3: he rides into the distance while she watches him vanish on the horizon.

🥲♥️🫰

How do I get a blue check on here. I’m lowkey significant

Fanart of Alison

Three panel comic. Panel one: an ant gathering material is walking past a grasshopper playing guitar, relaxing against a tree. The ant says “aren’t you going to prepare for winter?” Panel two: the grasshopper says “man plans and god laughs.” Panel three: the two bugs are sitting around a fire in the dead of winter, wrapped in leaves for warmth.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: gym setting. One guy sees another guy across the gym with huge muscles. He remarks, “whoa! That dude is yolked!” Panel 2: a girl working out next to him says, “ugh, why do guys even want to get that big?” Panel 3: the extremely jacked guy is walking away with a slight smile. He is imagining himself dapping up a group of huge gorillas who are all happy and smiling, accepting him as one of their own.

Based loving significant other moment

I wrote a letter to my readers about the importance of trying. It’s available to read (totally free) on my patreon Patreon.com/beetlemoses

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a person is running aside a bicycle, assisting the rider by holding the handlebars. The person says “you got this! Don’t stop pedaling!” Panel 2: the bicycle rider continues riding solo down a forest trail. The person is behind them, holding their arms up in celebration. “Keep going!” Panel 3: an eldritch horror in a cloak rides confidently on the bicycle. It’s says “I’m doing it!!”

Two panel comic. Panel 1: podcast interview setup. The interviewer talks to the guest off panel. He says, “on your last album, you said you ‘came from the mud.’ Isn’t your dad a film producer?” Panel 2: the guest, a mudskipper takes his it’s headphones off and says “this interview is over.”

Means the world coming from you, my goat

Three panel comic. Panel 1: the stage of the Jerry Springer show with an audience watching. A peeved looking person sits in a chair. Jerry Springer stands next to him and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the incensed audience boos loudly. Panel 3: security attempts to break out a fistfight between the onstage guest and a prehistoric fish, the Tiktaalik.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: A girl at a bar sipping a drink says to someone standing next to her, “my friends warned me about you.” Panel 2: the guy, an eldritch horror wearing a tshirt and backwards cap says “what they say?” The girl replies, “that you eat souls.” Panel 3: he says “come on, that’s crazy!” She says “mhm.”

That’s what’s up

Flyer to celebrate Beetle Moses at a comic event in Miami, Florida called TrippyCon! Features an orangutan drawn in the style of the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas movie poster.

South Florida! This Saturday, January 24th, I will be tabling / doing a Q&A on stage / generally hanging out at TrippyCon in Miami. Lots of cool comic artists will be there too! Hope to see you there!

Three panel comic. Panel 1: two actors in motion capture bodysuits in front of a green screen. One says angrily, “it was you… you sold him the drugs…” Panel 2: the director and cameraman watch excitedly. The director says, “this is gonna be amazing.” Panel 3: two friends watching the movie, which is showing two dopey looking pink and yellow aliens fighting in front of a raging fire. One friend says, “what the hell is this?”

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy and girl are on the beach, running to the water with their picnic blanket and bags behind them. A seagull stands close by. The girl says, “wait, should we leave our stuff?” Panel 2: the guy says “c’mon, it’s fine!” He takes her hand and they run into the water, smiling. Panel 3: the seagull is standing at the counter in a pawn shop with an iPad, phone, headphones, and wallet laid out in front of him. He says to the employee behind the counter, “look man. This must be worth a bag of Fritos.”

The same comic but older and not drawn as well

This is a redraw of a comic I drew in the first year I was making them. If you’ve been rocking with me since then, thank you for believing

Two panel comic. Panel one: a coconut crab sits at a dinner table with a human nose on his plate. He says “aww, man. Amelia Earhart again?” Panel 2: a bigger coconut crab sits at the opposite end of the table, with the rest of the crab family surrounding him, fingers and ears on their plates. He says “you’ll eat it and like it, young man!”

I really do have the best reader base I could ever ask for. If you’ve been following me, ever shared my comics with your fans, anything at all: thank you!

They are truly the best

Gone girl

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