Kirk Northrop

Turns out it also snowed a year ago to the day.

"When the boot is opened, objects can be loaded in the luggage compartment"

Isn't it strange how the shutdown ended when new Epstein stuff came out?

I would prefer it if Wes Streeting did not become Prime Minister

Evri: Your estimated delivery date has changed

Nowhere in the email does it say what it has changed to or from.

I was today years old when I found out that toilet cisterns are like fridges and you can put the handle on either side.

divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

10/10 take. No notes.

The best I can recommend are the Caldigit thunderbolt docks.

I have just learned that the "Old" Top Gear outro track is by Elton John. I just assumed it was library music.

The arse formerly known as Prince Andrew?

The artist formerly known as Prince Andrew?

If only they had these sort of contact lens holders that you could put in front of your eyes and held them the right way round. Maybe this is my billion dollar idea...

And indeed those who are white and choose white tend to be a particular type of person too.

Disappointed to learn that I share some level of musical taste with the prime minister.

I'm sure that'll work that out eventually

"Why are you cancelling your subscription"
"Too expensive"
"Well we think it's good value"

Well bully for you twats

They deserve each other

We used to have typesetters to do all this. Now I feel like they just have a program that flows the word file into a book.

Why has Paul Merton come dressed as a London North Western Desiro train seat?

Now I can clean my house!

I mean it just feels like they made so much fuss about how wonderful it would be having the second crossing and then usually the problem is at St Peters Square or GMEX anyway.

That 2CC must be really helping today.

(This is sarcasm)

Andrew McCulloch's!
Better Value (Aaaaandrew McCulloch's)
Better Value than you bargained for!

(Copyright 1990 CNFM103)

I suspect it's not worth it, but I can start to see a world where I could get enough benefit out of it.

I start looking at Google AI Ultra and its stupid price of £235 a month and thinking that Jules could help me so much with work, I pay £50 a month for cloud backup storage that I'd get free, I wouldn't have to pay for YouTube/Fitbit/Google Home Premium, and it starts to almost become worth it.

Probably says a lot when the image they've used shows one bust retailer and one that disappeared five years ago

BBC News:

"But problems persist, including with its Lambda service, which computer science experts say helps ensure your cell phone, computer, or television can run apps from the cloud."

I think you need new experts...

This is like the pub near me that suddenly decided to close and look for new management. Plenty of local news stories. Nowhere did it say that the reason was their 0 hygiene score received the day before it closed.

Sabrina Carpenter Expands Tour Fund to Support Trans Rights Sabrina Carpenter expands her tour’s charity fund to support the Transgender Law Center, using her platform to promote trans rights and real-world allyship.

18 Oct 2025 -- Pop star/singer Sabrina Carpenter will now use her arena tour to funnel proceeds through the Sabrina Carpenter Fund to benefit the Transgender Law Center. Good on ya' SC! @rikiwilchins.bsky.social

Half my ring cameras are just merrily recording everything as they have no instructions to stop