Duncan Batey

Duncan Batey

@duncanbatey.bsky.social

is allegedly a gracefully ageing rocker whose life was demolished in a freak meditation accident back when he was a computer scientist but also very definitely a singer-songwriter and t'ai-chi enthusiast based in Glastonbury, UK duncanbatey.bandcamp.com

550 Followers 360 Following 5,124 Posts Joined Sep 2023
13 hours ago

<thinks> hmm, maybe it's why I have such an aversion to sweeping and mopping...

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13 hours ago

Ah ha!

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14 hours ago

I have no idea what that is, but it sounds great.

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15 hours ago
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Always crashing in the same car: Major album releases lead to increased traffic fatalities When smartphone use rockets, so do RTAs

From the Department of Unexpected Correlations and Questionable Causation: popular new album release = more fiddling with phones when driving = more distracted drivers = more accidents = more deaths.

Conclusion: we should ban the release of popular new albums.

www.musicradar.com/music-indust...

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15 hours ago

Like tarot cards, witchy things, feminist rage, myths, & hope punk? My poetry collection is out in July from @clashbooks.bsky.social. Preorder it anywhere books are sold!

Want a signed copy? Tap #InkwoodBooks! (Write in the Instructions/Comments how like it personalized!) #OfferingsForOrdinaryGods

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14 hours ago

<backs away reaching for riot shield>

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15 hours ago

Tease.

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20 hours ago

Next up: honey badger totally indifferent to random bloke wagging his finger at it.

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20 hours ago

Can we just, once again, note that the British government should absolutely not be inviting this firm into our democracy?

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19 hours ago
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The Nightmare Begins… again Two previously missing episodes of Doctor Who have been found by Film is Fabulous! According to their press release: Two recent finds are missing episodes of Doctor Who, which were discovered in a …

Just in case somehow you've missed it this morning...
scifibulletin.com/2026/03/13/t...

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18 hours ago
What explains this epidemic of idiocy? It’s simple. What the owners of newspapers and politicians want is what their entire class demands: a world in which resources are controlled and prices harvested by those who own them. You can do this with fossil fuels, whose reserves are concentrated and under the exclusive control of the companies licensed to exploit them. You cannot do it with renewables, because sunshine and wind are everywhere.

Renewables are highly competitive and, for this reason, low-profit. Fossil fuels are uncompetitive and high profit. Media proprietors, like almost all billionaires and hectomillionaires, gain exceedingly by investing in them. If it is sometimes hard to tell the difference between fossil-fuel lobbyists and the billionaire press, this is because there isn’t one. For the sake of the ultra-rich, we are all being gaslit.

The final two paragraphs. As usual, it's a case of "follow the money".

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18 hours ago
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UK energy prices are soaring – and propagandists want to sell you a false reason why | George Monbiot The war on Iran has put fossil-fuel prices centre stage, but don’t believe those who tout ‘maximising the North Sea’ as our salvation, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot

Terrific article from @georgemonbiot.bsky.social laying out the facts to counter those on the right who claim that renewables are the reason for the UK's ludicrously high electricity bills and we should therefore drill more in the North Sea.

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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16 hours ago

The Telegoons revived the Goon Show on TV just after it had ceased to exist as a radio show. For kids like me whose parents weren’t fans, it was first exposure and first love. I still see the puppets in my minds eye when listening to the “real thing”.

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15 hours ago

Good MORNING!

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1 day ago

Ha, yeah, although I've (hopefully) let go of it - I eventually saw they were acting out of pain and fear, as was I at times - forgiveness all round. I had some fun writing things on slips of paper and then ritually burning them! Surprisingly effective. Forgot to unplug the smoke alarm though, oops.

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1 day ago

Been sitting on this news for a while! There's going to be a Children of Time TTRPG courtesy of the amazing folk at Rowan Rook and Decard (Heart, Spire, DIE, Eat the Reich and many more).

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1 day ago

Can relate. It's like l'esprit d'escalier only times many. As if in shock. I think my longest was nearly two years after the fact, at which point I realised quite how unfairly my by-then ex had undermined me and suddenly it's "now hang on, wait a minute - that was outrageous!!!"

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1 day ago

Yup!

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1 day ago

It was a very long shot, but always worth a try!

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1 day ago

That used to be me, but then... things... happened in the 90s that left me with a Very Nervous System such that actual fully caffeinated coffee... you've seen Gremlins, right?

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1 day ago

Indeed. By the way I keep meaning to ask and forgetting - a long shot, but do you by any chance have a relative called Claire Parry who grew up in Romsey, Hampshire?

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1 day ago

Tell me how the hollow hearts
of fragile men beat--
the echo, a ghost
of smoke, the thrum
of shadows, a host
of night gone slack,
terror twisted into agony,
swallowed down
like stones,
like seawater,
like desperation,
& they are each drowning
feverishly--
don't let them
also pull you down
@TinyPoem

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1 day ago

PS I don't know about "old one", but you look like you should be in the running to be the next Doctor. Which is, funnily enough, often what people tell me. Two friends are convinced they've seen me wearing a Tom Baker scarf (I have never owned such an item. I wear a snood). Maybe it's the long coat.

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1 day ago

That's good to hear! No, I *think* I looked at it when Philip Pullman raved about it, but wasn't sure it was for me. There is yet time.

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1 day ago

Oh, that's purty.

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1 day ago
Post image

Feather clouds above Glastonbury Tor.

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1 day ago

It's just a familiarity thing, I suppose. As I was growing up I only heard or read "orientate" in UK English for getting your bearings, so although I was aware of the use of "orient" for the same meaning in US English, it still snags when used this side of the pond.

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1 day ago

It cuts both ways, trust me.

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1 day ago

That is Very Cool! I love David Fickling books, they take real care over them.

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1 day ago

OMG that's me! The old one on the right.

& congratulations Jessica Mary Ellis! Can't wait to read your book, it sounds wonderful.

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