Fim Shady 🇨🇦

Ew please dear God no *urp*

The image that sums up how much Trump cares about anyone other than himself. Not a lot.

The same guy who "doesn’t want to hear about affordability" posted about his new marble bathroom 7 times last week.

Eat Elon Musk

#Mamdani #NewYork See what happened in New York last night, billionaires? You can't stop what's coming. There are way too fucking many of us.

*me, leaning forward to wipe*
Automatic Toilet: LOOKY ME! AHM ONE OF THEM FANCY BEE DAYS!!
*blasts hind quarters with fecal matter*

YouTube video by The Daily Show The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised. #dailyshow

youtube.com/shorts/BSkDJ...

a bald man in a white shirt and tie is screaming into a microphone .. ALT: a bald man in a white shirt and tie is screaming into a microphone ..

Wait hol up...a pedophile, rapist, racist, bigoted sack of lipo extract who is actively trying to start a war against half the population of his own country DIDN'T get the Nobel Peace Prize?

Well fuck me sideways.

So President Fatty Fat Fatfat says no more fat generals in the army, does he?

If Hollywood is gonna start using AI instead of actors, PIRATE ALL THEIR SHIT #TillyNorwood

Yup! I haven't met any DEEbras on this side of the pond.

Gavin Newsom drops a new nickname for Stephen Miller: “SUBMISSIVE STEPHEN” AKA “SS”

I know what you say is true. I'm at war with myself right now.

Somewhere along the line I started pronouncing the word for African stripey horses as ZEHbra like I'm fucking British, and I'm feeling like such a fraud right now.

Yer done, America.

While this is correct, it isn't going to happen.

New Banksy mural appears at Royal Courts of Justice The artwork, which shows a judge hitting a protester with a gavel, was confirmed by the elusive street artist.

Unforgivable inaccuracy.

Judges always take off their ceremonial wigs when engaging in gavel-bashing.

This stuff is basic.

I want the Epstein files released in their entirety, but posting obvious fakes isn't helpful in any way.

If someone could find a way to ferment and bottle Trump's anxiety when he addresses the Epstein files, I would happily dive head first and mouth open into alcoholism. #EpsteinFiles

This is A+ trolling

That was a neat little experiment in Democracy. R.I.P. America.

🤔

The sloppiness of the cover-up here is astounding

I am so done with America

Trump Threatens Putin Ally After He Dared To Compare Him To ‘Sleepy Joe’ “He’s entering very dangerous territory!” Trump said after former Russian President Dmitry Medvedev mocked him online.

Sleepy Don caught napping.

I arrived in New Orleans a week too late. However, I was just in time for Tardi Gras.

ICE agents arrest Oregon doctor as he drops off kid at preschool PORTLAND—Randy Kornfield was dropping off his grandson at Guidepost Montessori school in Beaverton, Ore., when he saw cops swarm a car in the school’s parking lot. He said, “They were very cold and un...

The Gazpacho Police are at it again.

Stumped for Trump, died a chump.