Iβm going to hold your hand when I say this:
Youβre very pretty and I hope you have a nice day
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Captain Little Guyβ’οΈ Writer on Nebula Award Nominated Journeys Through the Radiant Citadel, VO at Jackbox Games (Party Pack 6 & 10), playing games with friends and being bossed around by my dog. Comments, mine.
Iβm going to hold your hand when I say this:
Youβre very pretty and I hope you have a nice day
BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not βmove onβ from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
08.02.2026 17:07 β π 44542 π 16951 π¬ 966 π 962
Job offer!!
Iβm helping a PBS series look for a social media manager/content creator for an upcoming promotional campaign. The start date is ASAP, and a project timeline that currently goes to July.
This is for a series on American Muslim history, so candidates with cultural familiarity preferred!
Rizzo the rat singing Blinded by the Light healed all of my childhood wounds. Iβll never be sad again
07.02.2026 17:42 β π 75 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0A dear friend of mine is putting together a day to body double and fight for our communities THIS THURSDAY in LA at Roguelike Tavern. Make that call, write that letter, create that art, donate that money, all while being surrounded by people who are also β¨Doing a thingβ¨
27.01.2026 22:57 β π 40 π 14 π¬ 0 π 1Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."
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Alex Pretti, the man fatally shot by Border Patrol Saturday, was a local intensive care nurse dedicated to caring for veterans.
βAlex wanted to make a difference in this world,β Prettiβs family said in a statement shared with The Post.
Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (heβs only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family.
gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
A fluffy brown dog smiling on the lap of a girl with glasses and brown hair
I spent my birthday being a lazy blob with this peanut and it was GLORIOUS. Thank you for all of the bday wishes, babes!
11.11.2025 21:46 β π 141 π 1 π¬ 9 π 0This one decided toβ¦hold my hand during my morning meetings today. Justβ¦to hold my hand. Thatβs all
15.10.2025 01:16 β π 172 π 3 π¬ 5 π 0One of my absolute favorite genres of people is the βRegular dad with the vv progressive daughter who is trying to do good by herβ they are usually so thoughtful and eager to unlearn toxic masculinity and itβs very sweet and complex and I just love them so much π
15.10.2025 00:56 β π 76 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Since the inauguration π
19.09.2025 00:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 09 months. Itβs only been 9 months???
18.09.2025 23:55 β π 65 π 5 π¬ 8 π 0I donβt ever want hear another βoh, he wouldnβt do thatβ He just did babe, now what are you going to do about it? If citizens being plucked off the streets due to legalized racial profiling isnβt enough, then how about free speech. I thought yβall cared about that?
18.09.2025 17:36 β π 60 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs not us versus our neighbor. Itβs us vs government. Itβs us vs amoral billionaires. Itβs us vs the healthcare system. POLITICIANS. WORK. FOR US. The greatest and most successful power move was to make us *forget* that we have any power at all before systematically taking it away
18.09.2025 17:36 β π 59 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0We are not witnessing the collapse of Democracy. We are living through the solidification of a fascist regime. We are not spectators. This is at our doorstep and like frogs in boiling water, we have normalized the thing trying to hurt us. Because the tactic is overwhelm, exhaust, and divide.
18.09.2025 17:36 β π 85 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0If youβve followed me for any length of time this is the most obvious thing I could write. But with our current dystopian reality in the US, I want to be as clear as possible.
15.09.2025 22:10 β π 101 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Transphobia has no place in gaming. Not at any company I work at, not in any company Iβve *worked* with. I will not negotiate over tolerance for human existence and dignity. If you believe that a person is less of a person because of their race, gender, sexuality or otherwiseβ¦gtfo
15.09.2025 20:09 β π 263 π 27 π¬ 2 π 0Bro, it seriously sooo cult-like. Youβre correct! π΅βπ«π₯΄
14.09.2025 21:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs sooo cultish and strange. Although i just saw a new jeep wrangler commercial that seems to be a βhip new urbanβ thing they are trying out. I saw it while watching Buffy which makes me think they have entirely different demos they market the same thing too. Seeing it in real time is wild
14.09.2025 21:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Omg no itβs so good! Iβve watched it twice already. Caitlyn whyyyy
14.09.2025 21:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Ram Car Commercials: ππ₯AMERICA! Do YOU LiKE B3ING an AMERICAN?? DonβT SToP BeING an AmERiCAN! DONT U EVER STOP *grabs your shirt to look you in the eye as an eagle screeches* donβt. You. Dare. Stop.
/fin
Iβm obsessed with it!!! Itβs so so good!
14.09.2025 19:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Recovering from sickies π€ getting into Kpop
14.09.2025 18:53 β π 78 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0Wait which one?? Hahaha
13.09.2025 01:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*sigh* sheβs really happy youβre right π₯²
13.09.2025 00:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She demands a duel! She demands vengeance for the trespasses of the door-dashers and lizards
13.09.2025 00:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Today she wanted me to hold her like a baby π΅βπ«
13.09.2025 00:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Me, minding my own business.
Maple:
I leave social media for a few days and I am inundated withβ¦Watto???
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