“I have learned from experience that, in the bluff and counterbluff of world politics, to draw a hostile war lord as a horrible monster is to play his game. What he doesn’t like is being shown as a silly ass.”
— David Low
I would never make fun of someone’s appearance except to say that this editorialist looks like a Wooly Willy where all the metal shavings leaked out
reserving one last ounce of outrage for Luhrmann for not crediting James Burton or any other musician or singer in that Elvis documentary
Minnesota would like a word.
Operation Epic Distraction
anntelnaes.substack.com/p/operation-...
"We're here about that contract you signed in blood."
“This message is brought to you tonight by the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, which is solely responsible for its content.”
One thing you might do is visit a Somali restaurant in Minneapolis (this is lunch today at Albi Kitchen on Nicollet)
I was looking forward to it but decided to spend the evening pioneering the DIY colonoscopy
Post an album cover that could be an Olympic event
does the Girl Scouts website ask you to accept all cookies
There was that Mardi Gras we went as the Republican Party
Happy Mardi Gras 2026. Keep the light burning.
My mom sent me a loaf of banana bread and I sat on a curb in Barstow and split it with Robert Blake.
And there is is. F**k those guys.
Let me tell you a tale of how completely the normies have been mobilized. My 14 year-old niece has done School of Rock for the past 5 years; last summer she was part of their touring band, and the kids loved playing together so much that they decided to keep doing it. (1/?)
There is a counter-narrative that Thoth threw the beads at an anti-ICE protester because truth is a casualty in the fog of Gras
They’re mad that their “Hail to the Dictator” line has become redundant
I don’t know if Thoth actually aggressively threw beads at ICE but if it’s true congratulations on the one thing Minneapolis didn’t think of
Happy Charlie Brown’s Empty Mailbox Day to all who celebrate
Hope that’s a better place to work than it was in 1983!
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
If you’re concerned about your brain health, remember that mixing up metaphors is a herring in the coalmine
1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
Remember Garfield Minus Garfield? I feel like this version of Christianity is Bible Minus Jesus
Darn it I just wish history could offer some lesson about this sort of thing
Thx to Josh Paxton
The green grass was obviously a Tom Jones shout-out duh
There are a lot of people who are going to complain about being unfairly vilified by that halftime show and it's because they know in their hearts they're on Team Hate.
