Michael Tisserand

reserving one last ounce of outrage for Luhrmann for not crediting James Burton or any other musician or singer in that Elvis documentary

Minnesota would like a word.

Operation Epic Distraction

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Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan looking devilish

"We're here about that contract you signed in blood."

“This message is brought to you tonight by the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, which is solely responsible for its content.”

A lovely tray filled with sambusas and salad and a cappuccino

One thing you might do is visit a Somali restaurant in Minneapolis (this is lunch today at Albi Kitchen on Nicollet)

I was looking forward to it but decided to spend the evening pioneering the DIY colonoscopy

Post an album cover that could be an Olympic event

does the Girl Scouts website ask you to accept all cookies

Elephant masks, three costumers, “hear no evil … speak no evil … see no evil” …

There was that Mardi Gras we went as the Republican Party

Woman in Statue of Liberty costume holding up lighter.

Happy Mardi Gras 2026. Keep the light burning.

My mom sent me a loaf of banana bread and I sat on a curb in Barstow and split it with Robert Blake.

Thoth riders aggressively threw beads at Anti-ICE protesters

And there is is. F**k those guys.

Let me tell you a tale of how completely the normies have been mobilized. My 14 year-old niece has done School of Rock for the past 5 years; last summer she was part of their touring band, and the kids loved playing together so much that they decided to keep doing it. (1/?)

There is a counter-narrative that Thoth threw the beads at an anti-ICE protester because truth is a casualty in the fog of Gras

They’re mad that their “Hail to the Dictator” line has become redundant

News that Thoth threw beads at federal agents

I don’t know if Thoth actually aggressively threw beads at ICE but if it’s true congratulations on the one thing Minneapolis didn’t think of

Chuck waits by mailbox in a doomed vigil for Valentines. Lucy underscores his fate with blank-faced mockery.

Happy Charlie Brown’s Empty Mailbox Day to all who celebrate

Hope that’s a better place to work than it was in 1983!

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

If you’re concerned about your brain health, remember that mixing up metaphors is a herring in the coalmine

1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.

Hundreds of kids are still detained.

We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵

Remember Garfield Minus Garfield? I feel like this version of Christianity is Bible Minus Jesus

Darn it I just wish history could offer some lesson about this sort of thing

National Review rag, I mean mag, said Bad Bunny was too gender bending and why couldn’t he be more like … Prince

Thx to Josh Paxton

The green grass was obviously a Tom Jones shout-out duh

There are a lot of people who are going to complain about being unfairly vilified by that halftime show and it's because they know in their hearts they're on Team Hate.

Kid in halftime show who is not Liam

I know we are desperate for resolution but that was not Liam, Liam is in hiding with threatened deportation, ICE prisons are filled with suffering children whose names we don’t know, and nothing I repeat nothing has improved in Minneapolis …

… but Bad Bunny did lift us all a bit tonight

the bushes were people 😂