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God of small cheeses and Titular Head of the Church of the wHoly Absurd. Dyslexic typochondriac. AD/HD ๐ŸคŸ thee/thy/thou 6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf. Permanently seated at the kids table.

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Full rainbow stretching over my backyard pond view, with my cream golden retriever Tallulah trotting across the grass in front of the patio furniture.

Full rainbow stretching over my backyard pond view, with my cream golden retriever Tallulah trotting across the grass in front of the patio furniture.

When the universe casually drops a rainbow forcefield in your backyard like itโ€™s no big deal.

06.10.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 642    ๐Ÿ” 98    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

we spend a lot of time watching the ground ahead- where to put our feet, determined not to stumble on the path.

sometimes the sky gets jealous'n says "hey- up here"

06.10.2025 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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only if you promise to use "cheese enchoretiorite" in a sentence again.

06.10.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tunisian sentenced to death for Facebook posts criticising president A Tunisian man has been sentenced to death on charges of insulting the president and assaulting state security through posts on social media, the head of the Tunisian League for Human Rights and his lawyer said on Friday.

don't forget Tunisia in '21- this is where we're headed

www.reuters.com/world/africa...

06.10.2025 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BOOM ๐Ÿ”ฅ:

Judge Immergut issues a second Temporary Restraining Order prohibiting the relocation, federalization, or deployment of ANY NATIONAL GUARD FROM ANY STATE into the state of Oregon.

06.10.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12275    ๐Ÿ” 3394    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 309    ๐Ÿ“Œ 187
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Fire extinguisher next to a statue of Joan of Arc

Fire extinguisher next to a statue of Joan of Arc

Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)

06.10.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4763    ๐Ÿ” 946    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 127    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66
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a group of people standing in a forest with the words c'est vraiment de li-cieux on the bottom ALT: a group of people standing in a forest with the words c'est vraiment de li-cieux on the bottom

yet...

06.10.2025 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this said it all ๐Ÿคฃ

06.10.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*aged

06.10.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yeah!

06.10.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@betoorourke.bsky.social

05.10.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 610    ๐Ÿ” 194    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Beachfront home of South Carolina judge, ex-senator burned to ground, injuring 3 Ex-senator Arnold Goodstein, along with two additional people, were rescued by several neighbors and paramedics from a marshy, remote area behind the home after jumping from the fist floor.

No indication yet from major media that the FBI has any interest whatsoever in investigating this apparent attempted assassination of a well-known judge openly targeted on social media by the far-right activistโ€”Harmeet Dhillonโ€”currently calling herself Assistant Attorney General of the United States

06.10.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5447    ๐Ÿ” 3014    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 256    ๐Ÿ“Œ 146
Chemical Weapons Defense 

You are awesome and you deserve to be taken care 
of.  Cops shouldnโ€™t attack you because you disagree with 
the way our government is run.  You deserve better.  
Sometimes cops do attack us, and the best help we have is 
each other.  Medics are here to spread love, prevent 
burnout, and generally try to make things more pleasant 
while we fight the good fight. 
THE #1 WEAPON OF THE POLICE IS FEAR:  Once 
you control that, pepper spray and other police tactics 
tend to be easily manageable. 
 Exposure to chemical weapons is not the worst 
thing that can happen to you.  The hype and fear 
surrounding them is enormous, but in reality, if you are 
prepared and smart, they shouldnโ€™t faze you. 
PAIN IS TEMPORARY AND WE ARE STRONG:   
There are many myths about treatment and 
prevention of chemical weapons exposure.  Much of this 
misinformation is potentially dangerous.  Some of it, if 
applied, could greatly increase or prolong a personโ€™s 
reaction to exposure, or at the very least provide a false 
sense of security.  We only use treatment that has been 
tested and established by the medic community as safe.  If 
you are unsure about something, we recommend sticking 
to clean potable water.

Chemical Weapons Defense You are awesome and you deserve to be taken care of. Cops shouldnโ€™t attack you because you disagree with the way our government is run. You deserve better. Sometimes cops do attack us, and the best help we have is each other. Medics are here to spread love, prevent burnout, and generally try to make things more pleasant while we fight the good fight. THE #1 WEAPON OF THE POLICE IS FEAR: Once you control that, pepper spray and other police tactics tend to be easily manageable. Exposure to chemical weapons is not the worst thing that can happen to you. The hype and fear surrounding them is enormous, but in reality, if you are prepared and smart, they shouldnโ€™t faze you. PAIN IS TEMPORARY AND WE ARE STRONG: There are many myths about treatment and prevention of chemical weapons exposure. Much of this misinformation is potentially dangerous. Some of it, if applied, could greatly increase or prolong a personโ€™s reaction to exposure, or at the very least provide a false sense of security. We only use treatment that has been tested and established by the medic community as safe. If you are unsure about something, we recommend sticking to clean potable water.

Action Preparation 
Do 
โ€ข Wear long sleeves and water- or alcohol-based 
sunscreen. 
โ€ข Have goggles or other eye protection from chemical 
weapons. 
โ€ข Carry a bandana, cloth, or other mask to put over your 
mouth and nose if police start using chemical weapons.  
Bring a second to wear if the first gets contaminated. 
Donโ€™t 
โ€ข Donโ€™t wear tampons โ€“ if arrested, you may not have a 
chance to change it. 
โ€ข Donโ€™t put mineral oil, oil-based sunscreen, paint, 
moisturizer, or make-up on skin as they can trap 
chemicals. 
โ€ข Donโ€™t wear contact lenses, because irritating chemicals 
can get trapped underneath them. 
โ€ข Donโ€™t wear things which can be easily grabbed (i.e. 
dangly earrings or other jewelry, ties, loose hair). 
โ€ข Donโ€™t go to the demo alone, if you can help it โ€“ go with 
an affinity group or some friends who know you well. 
What can I carry to help take care of myself? 
Water!!  Enough for yourself and your friends.  Energy 
snacks, inhaler, epipen, insulin, or anything else you need for 
regular or emergency health care.  If needed, a few days of 
prescription mediation and a doctorโ€™s note in case of arrest. 
BE CALM and FOCUSED when things get most intense.  
Watch for signs of physical and mental problems in yourself 
and others.  Spread calm to those arround you at the demo.  
Panic is dangerous for everyone. 
BEWARE OF RUMORS:  They are often false, and spread fear.  
Deal with the known truth.

Action Preparation Do โ€ข Wear long sleeves and water- or alcohol-based sunscreen. โ€ข Have goggles or other eye protection from chemical weapons. โ€ข Carry a bandana, cloth, or other mask to put over your mouth and nose if police start using chemical weapons. Bring a second to wear if the first gets contaminated. Donโ€™t โ€ข Donโ€™t wear tampons โ€“ if arrested, you may not have a chance to change it. โ€ข Donโ€™t put mineral oil, oil-based sunscreen, paint, moisturizer, or make-up on skin as they can trap chemicals. โ€ข Donโ€™t wear contact lenses, because irritating chemicals can get trapped underneath them. โ€ข Donโ€™t wear things which can be easily grabbed (i.e. dangly earrings or other jewelry, ties, loose hair). โ€ข Donโ€™t go to the demo alone, if you can help it โ€“ go with an affinity group or some friends who know you well. What can I carry to help take care of myself? Water!! Enough for yourself and your friends. Energy snacks, inhaler, epipen, insulin, or anything else you need for regular or emergency health care. If needed, a few days of prescription mediation and a doctorโ€™s note in case of arrest. BE CALM and FOCUSED when things get most intense. Watch for signs of physical and mental problems in yourself and others. Spread calm to those arround you at the demo. Panic is dangerous for everyone. BEWARE OF RUMORS: They are often false, and spread fear. Deal with the known truth.

Chemical weapons defense

how to stay safe from tear gas, mace, and pepper spray:

05.10.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 148    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Trump administration offers unaccompanied migrant children $2,500 to voluntarily leave US, letter shows The Trump administration is offering unaccompanied migrant children $2,500 to leave the U.S. voluntarily, according to a letter seen by Reuters that was sent to migrant shelters.

The Trump admin is offering immigrants who are minors $2500 to leave the United States.

Two questions:

1. Where is the money coming from?
2. How is this different than child trafficking?
๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

05.10.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who's Line Is It Anyway? has declined her press tour.

06.10.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

or, conversely, masturbate to it.

these people are freaks.

06.10.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This times infinity ๐Ÿ‘‡

06.10.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

to be fair- she doesn't deviate from the script.

writers LOVE her!

06.10.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that's my thought- it got me thrown out of high school ๐Ÿคฃ

06.10.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it takes 8 people to make her look good, too.

06.10.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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an older man is wearing a red vest that says the outlaws on it ALT: an older man is wearing a red vest that says the outlaws on it

๐Ÿคฃ

06.10.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's like the flame on the tomb of the Unknown Shanker.

06.10.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3 days I can do- 21 in a blacksite is problematic.

06.10.2025 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is precisely why I do not Ubereats chipotle.

06.10.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there's some fun stuff in there- the Semtex recipe alone is subject to prosecution

06.10.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so what happens if I post images from the Anarchist's Cookbook?

06.10.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The television will not be revolutionized.

05.10.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 363    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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