🌮 Alacrity's Ghost

🌮 Alacrity's Ghost

@alacritysshadow.bsky.social

God of small cheeses and Titular Head of the Church of the wHoly Absurd. Dyslexic typochondriac. AD⚡HD 🤟 thee/thy/thou 6,989,722,126th World's Tallest Dwarf. Permanently seated at the kids table.

26,903 Followers 6,542 Following 18,541 Posts Joined Sep 2023
8 hours ago

honestly- i haven't had a chance to watch it.

I watch maybe 3 hours of tv a day, so there's a backlog... i still have 19 hours of olympic stuff to chew thru 🤣

but the clips of it... wow and not in the good way- word is this'll be a one-and-done as the ratings ain't flattering.

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8 hours ago

"we're coming to you Live from the "Has a Small Penis Theater".

Let's see him put his name in front of that"

-C. O'Brian

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9 hours ago

if you've got a thing of accent sitting around- MSG will break down the proteins in the bee venom, effectively neutralizing it. a paste or slurry of the stuff on a wet bandaid for a bit will make it tolerable.

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9 hours ago
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a group of men are standing in a room and one of them says nevermind ALT: a group of men are standing in a room and one of them says nevermind
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9 hours ago
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the exact moment the recording stopped.

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9 hours ago
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a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of a door that says sky one on it ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of a door that says sky one on it

deepest thanks!

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10 hours ago

2 weeks.

it's always 2 weeks here.

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13 hours ago
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Misty Copeland comes out of retirement to put Timothée Chalamet in his place during a live ‘Sinners’ performance at the #Oscars.

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11 hours ago

just another day with a Y in it, man

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11 hours ago

You know we're 2 weeks away from loyalty pledges like they had in the 60's.

... The 1860's

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12 hours ago
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a man and woman in a car with a tv land sticker on the back window ALT: a man and woman in a car with a tv land sticker on the back window
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12 hours ago

this totally explains 900 numbers in the 80's

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13 hours ago

clicked on the wrong gif- but y'know, it kinda works better 😂

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13 hours ago
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a man with his hands on his head is smiling and looking at the camera . ALT: a man with his hands on his head is smiling and looking at the camera .

🤣

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15 hours ago
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Academy Awards members, for your consideration: Best Production, Best Editing, Best Choreography and Best Performance by a Reality TV Host.

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13 hours ago

it's the AOL guy's voice that says "You've got Pizza!" when it's ready 😂

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13 hours ago

to be fair- the dial-up thing gives it time to rise

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13 hours ago

you say that like it's a bad thing 😶

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13 hours ago
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a close up of a man in a suit and tie holding a gun . ALT: a close up of a man in a suit and tie holding a gun .

😶

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13 hours ago

it takes a secure connection to get a good pizza dough 🤣

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13 hours ago
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a guinness glass with a happy st patrick 's day snapchat ALT: a guinness glass with a happy st patrick 's day snapchat

guinness is a carb 🤷‍♂️

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13 hours ago

yeah, ok- but it'll be on dial-up 🤣

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14 hours ago
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says yeeaaahhhh ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says yeeaaahhhh

🤣😂🤣

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14 hours ago
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15 hours ago

"suspect" would describe the instinctive response...

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17 hours ago

all I'm sayin' is the cookies at our meetings are f'n awesome

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17 hours ago
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a man with his hands on his chin is smiling ALT: a man with his hands on his chin is smiling

anytime!

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22 hours ago
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We know Felon47 isn't above doing it...Butler, PA... case in point. I still think about the fireman who was there with his family and lost his life over a photo-op. Not to forget the millions during Covid.
Felon47 is a sociopathic narcissist. He doesn't care who dies or gets hurt.

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19 hours ago

🤣🤣

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20 hours ago

Mordi has issues that'll be fleshed out later- this is definitely a fun ride

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