Patrick Gump

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files

I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards.

Am I the only one know sees the absolute irony in how Israel is reacting to a hospital being struck by an Iranian missile, when they routinely bomb hospitals in Gaza?

Quality Life Advice for the kiddos. If you find yourself thinking, "I want to shotgun a Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy", just dont. It's not worth the heartburn.

I always love when I go onto a libertarian subreddit, telling people to mind their own business about gender dysphoric teens, and end up getting permanently banned

It really affirms that the "party of freedom" is actually anything but freedom.

The egg donor just posted this to her "blog".

Nothing beats the tranquil sounds of a severe storm siren during bedtime.

According to RFK JR, I will never be able to use a toilet unassisted.

Joke's on you, Bob. I can go poopie all by myself.

Hope you all are ready to start paying more for consumer goods. We're about to see some strong inflation in the next few weeks.

I only have one thing to say right now:

Thundersnow!

This new Zedds Dead album gives me some real Depeche Mode/Synthwave vibes.

I could listen to this all evening while surfing reddit.

If Nebraska Weather couldn't get any weirder, tomorrow during the afternoon, there's a risk of tornados and thunderstorms during the day and a blizzard warning tomorrow night.

Bro, what?!?

"Chili's is the Waffle House of TexMex"

-Actual Chilis worker

One thing I was not prepared for about the Midwest.

How it will be -35 degrees one week, and be 65 degrees the next.

ORIGINAL SIN DROPS THIS FRIDAY!! 🥳

Is it just me, or does it seem like the Venn-Diagram of people who will dead-name trans-folk, and people who get mad about us dead-Naming the "Gulf of America" is a circle?

Obviously, I've experienced snow before, but I've never experienced snow so dry, that you can see the individual snowflakes. So much cooler than Oregon's "wet concrete" snow.

If you want the Bible in Government or in Schools, I have two words for you:

Get fucked.

The world may going to hell, but @ganjawhitenight.bsky.social just released a promomix for their new album.

So, we got that going for us, which is nice.

Had to give the Buds a taste before the full album drops Feb 28!!
SPROUTED PROMOMIX OUT NOW!!

The Grammys last night was pretty bad.

But, at least Kendrick won 5 Grammys over a Drake diss track.

Wop, Wop, Wop, Wop, Wop. Dot fuck em up.

Hot takes of the day:

1. It was totally a Notsee salute.

2. DEI is a good thing.

3. Gender is not binary.

4. Sex is a bimodal distribution.

5. Nobody is trying to make your toddler gay.

6. How others live and express themselves is none of your business.

Gonna start using bluesky as my main "everything sucks and I need to tell people" platform.