Forrest Valkai's Avatar

Forrest Valkai

@forrestvalkai.bsky.social

Biologist & Educator Host on The Line and AXP 🧬Evolution, 🐡BioAnthro, and 🦠more! Generally excited about reality. He/Him

9,237 Followers  |  116 Following  |  132 Posts  |  Joined: 15.10.2023  |  1.7606

Latest posts by forrestvalkai.bsky.social on Bluesky

Preview
Seth Forrest Erika | SethAndrews.com Seth Andrews, Forrest Valkai, and Erika "Gutsick Gibbon" Live on stage

Holy crap, it's finally happening!

Get your tickets now to come see Seth, Erika, and I LIVE right here in Tulsa!

www.sethandrews.com/seth-forrest...

17.11.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

The neat thing about being innocent of a horrific crimeβ€”especially while you have complete control over the governmentβ€”is you have zero hesitation to release the overwhelming files of evidence proving you’re 100% innocent.

Guilty people, however, do the exact opposite.

15.11.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1746    πŸ” 372    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 6

So now that the Democrats caved for a pinky promise, we can release the Epstien files, right?

10.11.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Knock youself out! I released it publicly so it can be used publicly.

10.11.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The Bible SUCKS!! Disagree? Call Forrest Valkai & Seth Andrews | Cus' I Wanna 11.07.25 YouTube video by The Line

Well... @forrestvalkai.bsky.social and I began with hot gloves and ended with porn names. It was that kind of show. - @sethandrews.com

www.youtube.com/live/wB1Mj9O...

08.11.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHY DON'T THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THIS?!

30.10.2025 08:27 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

@lunavali.bsky.social If you tell me your @ on Instagram, I'd love to post this there as well!

19.10.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Once again, I drew something stupid on stream and someone with actual talent made it wonderful.

19.10.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The men that the Trump administration unlawfully deported to an El Salvador mega prison have since been moved to Venezuela.

In a new court filing, we're making sure they get to challenge our government’s use of the Alien Enemies Act to deport them.

17.10.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 387    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Post image

@forrestvalkai.bsky.social I took a screenshot of your and Gutsick Gibbons' silly screen freeze on SkepTalk last Monday and did this to it, I hope you like it, I put a stupid amount of time into it hahaha

17.10.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A collage of our awards that we are nominated for

A collage of our awards that we are nominated for

When our amazing charity show (where we raised $40,000 for @msf.ca) you were on last year is now up for FIVE awards at the @njwebfest.bsky.social 2025!!!

Best Scene/Miniature Design
Outstanding Sci Fi/Fantasy
Best Costume/Make-up
Best Ensemble Cast
Best Game Master (our very own Jesse Jerdak)

12.08.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
TrovaTrip | Trip Page

There are still 7 spots left on my upcoming trip to Germany and Austria! If you'd like to skip Thanksgiving to come sip spiced wine in a cozy Christmas market, sign up now!

trovatrip.com/trip/europe/...

13.08.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is objectively funny, but the best part is definitely the jizz emoji at the beginning.

Thank you all for your comments. πŸ’¦

03.08.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the same dude who says sex is a strict binary and he was pushed out of academia for not being woke. Now it's the same grift with race.

Literally his entire career is telling people he's a PhD, so he's right, but the system that gave him that title is corrupt and untrustworthy. It's so dumb.

01.08.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
As scholars of genocide, we demand an end to Israel’s atrocities | Open letter Within weeks, 400 colleagues joined our organization. We say: it is not too late to save lives. End the genocide now

β€œYad Vashem and the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum adhere to a β€œPalestine exception” when opposing genocide... organizations such as the ADL, use spurious accusations of antisemitism to silence or discredit those who dare to speak out.”

30.07.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 921    πŸ” 261    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 10

My favorite is when I present someone with a slew of exceptions for every rule they try to establish and they eventually fall back on your body being "structured around" or "leaning toward" such and such gamete/pregnancy/etc.

My brother in Darwin, that is no longer biology, that's fortune telling.

30.07.2025 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
Israel's leader claims no one in Gaza is starving. Data and witnesses disagree Here’s what we know as the World Health Organization says 63 of the 74 malnutrition-related deaths in Gaza this year have occurred this month. Those included 24 children under the age of 5.

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says no one in Gaza is starving: β€œThere is no policy of starvation in Gaza, and there is no starvation in Gaza. We enable humanitarian aid throughout the duration of the war to enter Gaza – otherwise, there would be no Gazans."
buff.ly/vfrCRqA

28.07.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 41
Preview
No Proof Hamas Routinely Stole U.N. Aid, Israeli Military Officials Say

Nice meme. I'll just leave this here:

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/26/w...

26.07.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
No Proof Hamas Routinely Stole U.N. Aid, Israeli Military Officials Say

I can't wait for the next bullshit excuse as to why it's okay to starve millions of people.

Seriously, if you haven't spoken up yet, I'm begging you to grow a brain, a heart, and a spine. "Genocide is wrong" shouldn't be a controversial stance.

26.07.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
5 things to know about Gaza's worsening food crisis Malnutrition has reached alarming levels in Gaza, aid officials say, with hunger now reportedly affecting civilians as well as journalists, doctors, and other personnel on the ground.

Hunger is reportedly surging in Gaza as the enclave of nearly two million people remains cut off from aid. U.N. and local health officials attribute hundreds of deaths in recent weeks to malnutrition or people dying while trying to get food from aid distribution points. (via @cfr.org)

26.07.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 3

So I guess I'm 33 now.

22.07.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 0
Library of Babel A project towards a universal library. By this art you may contemplate the variation of the 23 letters.

libraryofbabel.info

Have fun!

22.07.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
Logo of NJ Web Fest

Logo of NJ Web Fest

Roll4Initiagive Logo

Roll4Initiagive Logo

Ya'll!!!!

Proud to announce that our charity show Roll4Initiagive - The Apron Strings has been nominated for @njwebfest.bsky.social!

This was our @koboldpress.com sponsored show where raised close to $30,000 for @msf.ca

17.07.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

Yall @catieosaurus.bsky.social made this silly and heartwarming reel of the bts shenanigans of our show and….just goes to show the heart, talent, and fun that went into making this show!

Thank you @neddonovan.bsky.social for selecting our show as a nominee for @njwebfest.bsky.social πŸ’–

18.07.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They're undeniable proof of systemic evil which Democrats are desperately trying to hide...
Then they don't exist...
And now, a week later, it was actually the Democrats that made them up in the first place.

Seriously, how in the actual fuck does anyone still believe a word this creep says?

16.07.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
ANTI-VAX Caller Needs to STOP Talking About Medicine Forever | forrest Valkai & {m}orticia
YouTube video by The Line Edge ANTI-VAX Caller Needs to STOP Talking About Medicine Forever | forrest Valkai & {m}orticia

Anti-vaxxers are idiots. Thanks @forrestvalkai.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwow...

13.07.2025 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Measles cases are currently higher than they've been in 33 years.

Can't wait for the antivaxxers to deny, justify, ignore, or deflect from this, all while spouting off statistics they half-read on the toilet.

09.07.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Dissent is patriotic.
Protest is patriotic.
Disobedience is patriotic.
Defiance is patriotic.

05.07.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody listen to this guy!

04.07.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

@forrestvalkai is following 20 prominent accounts