@forrestvalkai.bsky.social
Biologist & Educator Host on The Line and AXP 🧬Evolution, 🐵BioAnthro, and 🦠more! Generally excited about reality. He/Him
A collage of our awards that we are nominated for
When our amazing charity show (where we raised $40,000 for @msf.ca) you were on last year is now up for FIVE awards at the @njwebfest.bsky.social 2025!!!
Best Scene/Miniature Design
Outstanding Sci Fi/Fantasy
Best Costume/Make-up
Best Ensemble Cast
Best Game Master (our very own Jesse Jerdak)
There are still 7 spots left on my upcoming trip to Germany and Austria! If you'd like to skip Thanksgiving to come sip spiced wine in a cozy Christmas market, sign up now!
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This is objectively funny, but the best part is definitely the jizz emoji at the beginning.
Thank you all for your comments. 💦
This is the same dude who says sex is a strict binary and he was pushed out of academia for not being woke. Now it's the same grift with race.
Literally his entire career is telling people he's a PhD, so he's right, but the system that gave him that title is corrupt and untrustworthy. It's so dumb.
“Yad Vashem and the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum adhere to a “Palestine exception” when opposing genocide... organizations such as the ADL, use spurious accusations of antisemitism to silence or discredit those who dare to speak out.”
30.07.2025 21:48 — 👍 921 🔁 262 💬 24 📌 10My favorite is when I present someone with a slew of exceptions for every rule they try to establish and they eventually fall back on your body being "structured around" or "leaning toward" such and such gamete/pregnancy/etc.
My brother in Darwin, that is no longer biology, that's fortune telling.
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says no one in Gaza is starving: “There is no policy of starvation in Gaza, and there is no starvation in Gaza. We enable humanitarian aid throughout the duration of the war to enter Gaza – otherwise, there would be no Gazans."
buff.ly/vfrCRqA
Nice meme. I'll just leave this here:
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/26/w...
I can't wait for the next bullshit excuse as to why it's okay to starve millions of people.
Seriously, if you haven't spoken up yet, I'm begging you to grow a brain, a heart, and a spine. "Genocide is wrong" shouldn't be a controversial stance.
Hunger is reportedly surging in Gaza as the enclave of nearly two million people remains cut off from aid. U.N. and local health officials attribute hundreds of deaths in recent weeks to malnutrition or people dying while trying to get food from aid distribution points. (via @cfr.org)
26.07.2025 21:01 — 👍 192 🔁 89 💬 21 📌 3So I guess I'm 33 now.
22.07.2025 17:45 — 👍 115 🔁 0 💬 35 📌 0libraryofbabel.info
Have fun!
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Ya'll!!!!
Proud to announce that our charity show Roll4Initiagive - The Apron Strings has been nominated for @njwebfest.bsky.social!
This was our @koboldpress.com sponsored show where raised close to $30,000 for @msf.ca
Yall @catieosaurus.bsky.social made this silly and heartwarming reel of the bts shenanigans of our show and….just goes to show the heart, talent, and fun that went into making this show!
Thank you @neddonovan.bsky.social for selecting our show as a nominee for @njwebfest.bsky.social 💖
They're undeniable proof of systemic evil which Democrats are desperately trying to hide...
Then they don't exist...
And now, a week later, it was actually the Democrats that made them up in the first place.
Seriously, how in the actual fuck does anyone still believe a word this creep says?
Anti-vaxxers are idiots. Thanks @forrestvalkai.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwow...
Measles cases are currently higher than they've been in 33 years.
Can't wait for the antivaxxers to deny, justify, ignore, or deflect from this, all while spouting off statistics they half-read on the toilet.
Dissent is patriotic.
Protest is patriotic.
Disobedience is patriotic.
Defiance is patriotic.
Everybody listen to this guy!
04.07.2025 05:39 — 👍 61 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0The most violent thing that happened was when a person offered me ear plugs because it was getting loud. They had a whole tub full for everyone.
The chaos.
Tulsa turned up to say NO KINGS!
14.06.2025 23:40 — 👍 186 🔁 9 💬 7 📌 2
Black graphic with yellow and white text reading in all-caps "Protest President Trump's abuse of power. Join us on June 14. RSVP Now." Two photos are shown of crowds at protests.
While President Trump spends millions of taxpayer dollars to throw himself a birthday party, we’re taking to the streets.
Fight the administration’s abuses of power with us on June 14. Find a rally near you.
www.nokings.org#map/?utm_sou...
Join @theardenhart.bsky.social and I this Friday on The Line as we discuss biology, LGBT people, religion, and more!
Anti-trans = anti-science! Let's talk about it!
BREAKING: Texas passed a bill requiring public schools to display the Ten Commandments in every classroom.
We will be suing.
MAGA: We demand a Govt based on the Bible!
Me: Ok great. Let’s start with Deuteronomy 15: “At the end of every seven years you must cancel debts. This is how: Every creditor shall cancel any loan they have made.”
MAGA: Not that part of the Bible
#CancelStudentDebt
#CancelMedicalDebt
"it's like Aesop's Fables, The Lord of the Rings, My Little Pony and World War Z all rolled up into one . . .
"and the glue that holds them together is incest!"
seriously. y'all need to be following @forrestvalkai.bsky.social. there's no question about it.
Season's Greetings. Canada!
(The season is just summer.)
Legendary follow-through on this joke. Well done.
11.05.2025 02:40 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For those who are wondering:
Yes, I did puke.
Yes, it was worth it.
Thank you all so much to everyone who helped us raise over $95,000 for Recovering from Religion!
