Forrest Valkai

Forrest Valkai

@forrestvalkai.bsky.social

Biologist & Educator Host on The Line and AXP 🧬Evolution, 🐵BioAnthro, and 🦠more! Generally excited about reality. He/Him

9,526 Followers 116 Following 133 Posts Joined Oct 2023
1 month ago

I almost never post over here, but I just wanted to pop in and say fuck ICE.
🖕🧊

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3 months ago
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Seth Forrest Erika | SethAndrews.com Seth Andrews, Forrest Valkai, and Erika "Gutsick Gibbon" Live on stage

Holy crap, it's finally happening!

Get your tickets now to come see Seth, Erika, and I LIVE right here in Tulsa!

www.sethandrews.com/seth-forrest...

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3 months ago

The neat thing about being innocent of a horrific crime—especially while you have complete control over the government—is you have zero hesitation to release the overwhelming files of evidence proving you’re 100% innocent.

Guilty people, however, do the exact opposite.

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4 months ago

So now that the Democrats caved for a pinky promise, we can release the Epstien files, right?

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4 months ago

Knock youself out! I released it publicly so it can be used publicly.

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4 months ago
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The Bible SUCKS!! Disagree? Call Forrest Valkai & Seth Andrews | Cus' I Wanna 11.07.25 YouTube video by The Line

Well... @forrestvalkai.bsky.social and I began with hot gloves and ended with porn names. It was that kind of show. - @sethandrews.com

www.youtube.com/live/wB1Mj9O...

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4 months ago

WHY DON'T THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THIS?!

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4 months ago

@lunavali.bsky.social If you tell me your @ on Instagram, I'd love to post this there as well!

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4 months ago

Once again, I drew something stupid on stream and someone with actual talent made it wonderful.

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4 months ago

The men that the Trump administration unlawfully deported to an El Salvador mega prison have since been moved to Venezuela.

In a new court filing, we're making sure they get to challenge our government’s use of the Alien Enemies Act to deport them.

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4 months ago
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@forrestvalkai.bsky.social I took a screenshot of your and Gutsick Gibbons' silly screen freeze on SkepTalk last Monday and did this to it, I hope you like it, I put a stupid amount of time into it hahaha

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7 months ago
A collage of our awards that we are nominated for

When our amazing charity show (where we raised $40,000 for @msf.ca) you were on last year is now up for FIVE awards at the @njwebfest.bsky.social 2025!!!

Best Scene/Miniature Design
Outstanding Sci Fi/Fantasy
Best Costume/Make-up
Best Ensemble Cast
Best Game Master (our very own Jesse Jerdak)

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7 months ago
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TrovaTrip | Trip Page

There are still 7 spots left on my upcoming trip to Germany and Austria! If you'd like to skip Thanksgiving to come sip spiced wine in a cozy Christmas market, sign up now!

trovatrip.com/trip/europe/...

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7 months ago

This is objectively funny, but the best part is definitely the jizz emoji at the beginning.

Thank you all for your comments. 💦

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7 months ago

This is the same dude who says sex is a strict binary and he was pushed out of academia for not being woke. Now it's the same grift with race.

Literally his entire career is telling people he's a PhD, so he's right, but the system that gave him that title is corrupt and untrustworthy. It's so dumb.

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7 months ago
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As scholars of genocide, we demand an end to Israel’s atrocities | Open letter Within weeks, 400 colleagues joined our organization. We say: it is not too late to save lives. End the genocide now

“Yad Vashem and the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum adhere to a “Palestine exception” when opposing genocide... organizations such as the ADL, use spurious accusations of antisemitism to silence or discredit those who dare to speak out.”

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7 months ago

My favorite is when I present someone with a slew of exceptions for every rule they try to establish and they eventually fall back on your body being "structured around" or "leaning toward" such and such gamete/pregnancy/etc.

My brother in Darwin, that is no longer biology, that's fortune telling.

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7 months ago
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Israel's leader claims no one in Gaza is starving. Data and witnesses disagree Here’s what we know as the World Health Organization says 63 of the 74 malnutrition-related deaths in Gaza this year have occurred this month. Those included 24 children under the age of 5.

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says no one in Gaza is starving: “There is no policy of starvation in Gaza, and there is no starvation in Gaza. We enable humanitarian aid throughout the duration of the war to enter Gaza – otherwise, there would be no Gazans."
buff.ly/vfrCRqA

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7 months ago
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No Proof Hamas Routinely Stole U.N. Aid, Israeli Military Officials Say

Nice meme. I'll just leave this here:

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/26/w...

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7 months ago
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No Proof Hamas Routinely Stole U.N. Aid, Israeli Military Officials Say

I can't wait for the next bullshit excuse as to why it's okay to starve millions of people.

Seriously, if you haven't spoken up yet, I'm begging you to grow a brain, a heart, and a spine. "Genocide is wrong" shouldn't be a controversial stance.

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7 months ago
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5 things to know about Gaza's worsening food crisis Malnutrition has reached alarming levels in Gaza, aid officials say, with hunger now reportedly affecting civilians as well as journalists, doctors, and other personnel on the ground.

Hunger is reportedly surging in Gaza as the enclave of nearly two million people remains cut off from aid. U.N. and local health officials attribute hundreds of deaths in recent weeks to malnutrition or people dying while trying to get food from aid distribution points. (via @cfr.org)

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7 months ago

So I guess I'm 33 now.

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7 months ago
Library of Babel A project towards a universal library. By this art you may contemplate the variation of the 23 letters.

libraryofbabel.info

Have fun!

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7 months ago
Logo of NJ Web Fest
Roll4Initiagive Logo

Ya'll!!!!

Proud to announce that our charity show Roll4Initiagive - The Apron Strings has been nominated for @njwebfest.bsky.social!

This was our @koboldpress.com sponsored show where raised close to $30,000 for @msf.ca

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7 months ago

Yall @catieosaurus.bsky.social made this silly and heartwarming reel of the bts shenanigans of our show and….just goes to show the heart, talent, and fun that went into making this show!

Thank you @neddonovan.bsky.social for selecting our show as a nominee for @njwebfest.bsky.social 💖

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7 months ago

They're undeniable proof of systemic evil which Democrats are desperately trying to hide...
Then they don't exist...
And now, a week later, it was actually the Democrats that made them up in the first place.

Seriously, how in the actual fuck does anyone still believe a word this creep says?

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8 months ago
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ANTI-VAX Caller Needs to STOP Talking About Medicine Forever | forrest Valkai & {m}orticia YouTube video by The Line Edge

Anti-vaxxers are idiots. Thanks @forrestvalkai.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwow...

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8 months ago

Measles cases are currently higher than they've been in 33 years.

Can't wait for the antivaxxers to deny, justify, ignore, or deflect from this, all while spouting off statistics they half-read on the toilet.

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8 months ago

Dissent is patriotic.
Protest is patriotic.
Disobedience is patriotic.
Defiance is patriotic.

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