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Chris E. Teigen

@chriseteigen.bsky.social

Don’t take me too seriously, because I sure don’t. Skinny when I stand, Buddha when I sit. Final boy πŸ”ͺNot a girl, not yet a woman. My Artpop could be anything. 18+ #BLM

2,532 Followers  |  817 Following  |  275 Posts  |  Joined: 15.08.2023  |  2.0153

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I miss summer

06.02.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I just replaced the headlight bulb in my car (masc in case you were wondering)

27.12.2024 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think I’ve felt less connected to social media since I was maybe 12 or 13.

27.12.2024 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah πŸ₯²

20.12.2024 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Body by Covid

20.12.2024 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shhh he’s so shy

19.12.2024 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe Christmas is a week away. Time flies when you’re fighting for your life.

19.12.2024 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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2020 vs 2024

19.12.2024 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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This beautiful man in a suit brought me homemade soup tonight because I’m sick πŸ₯Ή

19.12.2024 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Another negative fag with no self worth, sad.

19.12.2024 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think anyone is doing it for you, so don’t worry.

19.12.2024 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao she sleeps with me every single night so gfy

19.12.2024 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SIR 😳πŸ₯΅

19.12.2024 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me watching the blunt burn while my friend tells a story

19.12.2024 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Twinks never have big dicks, and I bet you can’t prove me wrong!

19.12.2024 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Over and over and over again

19.12.2024 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes they do 😍

19.12.2024 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My most precious

19.12.2024 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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She hasn’t left my side since I’ve been sick

18.12.2024 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that was uncalled for πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

18.12.2024 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks lol. I’ll bounce back soon

18.12.2024 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Do these eye bags make me look like I have Covid? Because I do lmao

18.12.2024 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gonna buy this shirt because we’re it’s their world and we’re just living in it.

18.12.2024 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It definitely feels like a cheat. In the first one the dream scenes are never that long. They’re long enough that you get lost for a couple minutes but then you realize when you come back to normal plot. I lost the plot in the second one multiple times.

18.12.2024 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Almost the size of cars I heard!

18.12.2024 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmfaooo

18.12.2024 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That makes two of us πŸ₯Ή

18.12.2024 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah just watching movies in bed sick πŸ₯²

18.12.2024 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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There’s a drone over my house right now. Has anyone seen one that looks like this yet???

18.12.2024 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is sitting in a golf cart with his hand on his head . ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a golf cart with his hand on his head .
18.12.2024 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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