Rune…

I fucking hate all dapple and Luna players

for a game with so much enby rep in comp, I'm surprised we still be makin out with the gender binary of 'aggressive' and 'passive'

genderfluid priorities and roles doesn't mean only feed or charge special, you can be anything. the world is your oyster
(to throw into clam basket) #highdivsplatoon

The concept of my tweets being prioritized on anyone’s timeline 😭

Okay betch 💜

everybody my bitch 💜

I didn’t even ping them lmao

@maio.bsky.social I JUST SENT THAT REPLY WHYD YOU LIKE IT ALREADY 😭😭😭

I feel like you’ve been doing this since lemon cider was a thing… like I (for some reason) remember you calling me and maio your bitches lmao

YES i call my teammates my bitches. and im their bitch. im in a committed relationship #xiphiasssssss

certified true statement

Sometimes I wonder if my family knows me at all

Played Sweetheart Splats with @dotarachno.bsky.social for Valentine’s Day because we can’t date when we’re two countries apart :3

Happy Valentine’s Day!!!

shhhhh...no one needs to know 🤫 🤫 🤫 🤫 🤫 🤫 🤫

friendly reminder: you can bombtrick torpedo

Im sad i haven't been able to feel horny for 2 weeks

More dirt on milotic

25 years old and can’t take a joke…
Trashy, unprofessional, and straight up w*ird for calling me about some fuck ass check in for a tournament that’s poorly verified despite having less than 10 teams signed up. Grow the fuck up

So we got 5th in teacup…AGAIN…
But we did really good regardless :3

@slurpee66.bsky.social - Dread one trick
Lico - pen player
Space - Carbon one trick
@isntthatrune.bsky.social - best wiper player of all time he is also huzz 😛😛😛

Pearl-Plexed played in LI this month, placing beta bracket! Ggs to all the teams we faced!
@sangoko.bsky.social hedit - 20 hr aim trainer…NOW
@judspl.bsky.social decav - white boy of the year
@renxsecare.bsky.social vdualie - aura farm
@serventseaslug.bsky.social roller - sub!

#compsplatoon

Btw @jakegroot0.bsky.social is our new coach! ⚪️

⚪️❔New Member ! !
Pearl-Plexed welcomes @renxsecare.bsky.social to the team! Ren is now our Dualie enthusiast, we hope with his addition we can push ourselves even more!

#compsplatoon #pearlplexed

Team Managers in Splatoon and Why You Should Consider Them Prelude: Currently, most, if not all, competitive splatoon teams are a group of 4-6+ players, with a coach or two. While this is satisfactory for most groups of people, there is an unexplored area of...

Team Managers in Splatoon and Why You Should Consider Them

A Short Essay, by Me

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
#compsplatoon

Gem's Response to the Allegations READ THIS, IF NOTHING ELSE This document is going to be long, and I understand that might make it less palatable to read. Just, if your response to this document is going to be "I'm not reading all th...

Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...

There are only a few days left in 2025, and we here at SRL hope all is well with you and yours. Stay cozy, laugh, and find some magic in the chilly air!

Hi people merry late Christmas yall with get the post on new years eve

I cannot believe she said yes

Captain: @avocotters.bsky.social
TO: @toyoben.bsky.social, @strings.inkling.social, and @thoma.inkling.social
Prod: @elymental.bsky.social and @azaleaspl.bsky.social
Most Improved Team: @freeflowspl.bsky.social
Match: Special Grade vs Milky Way (SJ7 Grands)
Upset: Pollo vs Black Lotus (LUTI Div X)

Hiiiii :3