@postmodernpastoral.bsky.social
Death. Violin. Queer. post-Mormon. Extrovert. Optimist. Cemetery. Art. Abolish ICE. He/him 🏳️🌈 Ecclesiastes 2:18
The magic of Christmas!
29.11.2025 16:25 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Another nightmare causing me to lose sleep.
27.11.2025 11:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Let's put our feet in the creek and watch the sun through the leaves in the trees.
24.11.2025 03:39 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Yo my bias is so being confirmed
24.11.2025 02:57 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bro I am getting an entire boner right now
23.11.2025 03:52 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When the album title is a lyric from one of the songs on the album. Love that shit.
23.11.2025 03:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You to come home
22.11.2025 20:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
22.11.2025 12:04 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Girls can go on a mission at the age of 18 now. #mormon
22.11.2025 02:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Life Size (2000) with Tyra Banks and Lindsay Lohan is physically painful to watch it is so cringe.
Like. It got more of a bodily reaction out of me than most horror movies.
Lololololol
18.11.2025 14:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Y'all ever schedule a blowjob? Like when someone says wanna come over so I can blow you and you say I can't now but maybe tomorrow?
18.11.2025 03:18 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0"Fuckkkk you're so tight"
that is my Achilles tendon my dude.
The neighbors in the next building are this older gay couple. Sometimes I make eye contact and go up the stairs really slowly.
13.11.2025 04:33 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My butt in a jockstrap in a very orange room
My butt
13.11.2025 04:32 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0When the security guard drives up to you while you're sucking a cock in the parking lot. Like, go away I'm not hurting anyone.
12.11.2025 00:03 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0In Western Europe, you take your kids to Castles and giant ornate churches and they can marvel at the lights and grandeur.
In America, you take them to the lighting section at Home Depot
I guess since there's no more snap we can just eat the neighbors dogs and cats
09.11.2025 06:21 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Just put rose flavored Vaseline on my gooch
09.11.2025 00:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hotttt
07.11.2025 04:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wonder how long your pet dog will wait before it starts eating you when you die.
07.11.2025 04:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Feeling so sapiosexual lately. Talk academic to me while I play with your cock
06.11.2025 17:39 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So like, I've never really ran in my life, but I've been slowly working on it for like a month. Just today I ran a mile in 10 minutes and I'm feeling great and proud of myself
05.11.2025 16:15 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There's a lot of lies on the internet it's so frustrating
04.11.2025 21:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I love the desert
03.11.2025 18:20 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0Today was a wonderful day. Went to hot yoga, ate salmon for lunch, learned a lot at school, the taco shop messed up my order so I ended up with two burritos instead of one, and found my missing water bottle! Ended the day by getting a bj from some dude in a parking lot. Classic. Love you all
01.11.2025 06:57 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0About to start yoga class I'm gonna die
31.10.2025 17:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pro tip: If a man asks about your tattoos it's because he saw your torso on grindr and he's trying to sus out who you are.
30.10.2025 15:49 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Taking prep is so optimistic. Like I'll ever get laid.
29.10.2025 18:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I wonder how much of my personality is inspired by nameless characters in corporate commercials.
Like, I just unconsciously emulate the dad repeating "bibberty" to his baby in the liberty mutual insurance commercials. I like that guy, I wanna be him
