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Trying to channel Dave Barry channeling Alan Watts dicking around in a perfume conservatory with Hunter S. Thompson. https://thescentatorium.substack.com/ Just a fragrance fool trying to emulate a braintrust of her non-fragrance related idols.

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Just arrived today! Scent of the (Late) Night

One spray and I โ€ฆ want to โ€ฆ howl at a โ€ฆ dark moon โ€ฆ ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ‘

#SOTD #perfumesky #fragrancesky

28.06.2025 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I love this one. Itโ€™s very different but effortless

28.06.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yheeesssss! Itโ€™s a fun oneโ€ฆ and Djarum blacks ๐Ÿ–ค one of my favorite guilty pleasures.

25.06.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! ๐Ÿคฃ
I havenโ€™t tried Incurable yet, but Iโ€™m currently working through several F&S samples.

25.06.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you so much! ๐Ÿ’š

25.06.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FIELD REPORT DROPPED: DAZED & PERFUMED
A groovy olfactory investigation into cypriol and birch tar has been initiated: thescentatorium.substack.com/p/dazed-and-...

BONUS: One brave poll participant will receive a deluxe contraband sample set (3 vials) of Midnight Toker.

#perfumesky #fragrancesky

24.06.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It sounds like DUES in my brain, but any pronunciation is accepted. It's lawless around these parts!

24.06.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If you spray Molecule 01 and no one is around to smell itโ€ฆ Emergency Sensory Deception Advisory

You might experience a Level 4 Olfactory Mindfuck

Read the advisory here ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ thescentatorium.substack.com/p/if-you-spr...

Issued by the Department of Olfactory Systems (DOOS) Office of Public Disclosure

#perfumesky #fragrancesky

21.06.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just ordered my FB of Rile as well! And samples of everything else. Really excited to stick my nose in this business.

21.06.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canโ€™t wait to try this. Iโ€™m working on a piece about a DIFFERENT fragrance that does, in fact, smell a bit like โ€œbirch tar bonfire.โ€

Excited to see where this falls on the birch tar bonfire continuum!

#perfumesky #fragrancesky

21.06.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds fascinating indeed!

21.06.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just order my first @filigreeandshadow.co sample set this week too! I got: I made you a mix tape, Closest to my heart, Changer,A way to say goodbye, Maggieโ€™s last party, Not get, Pieces of my heart
Canโ€™t wait ๐Ÿ˜

21.06.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ

21.06.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TBH Iโ€™ve been wrestling with whether or not it would be crossing a line to crack a joke. Thank goodness you said something, I was close to meltdown ๐Ÿคฃ

21.06.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s way too hot out there rn! ๐Ÿคฃ

20.06.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! ๐Ÿ’š

15.06.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OmWORD. YHES. ๐Ÿคฃ

15.06.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Busting out my favorite โ€œreminds me of Dadโ€ scent today: Yuzu Fou (Parfum dโ€™Empire)

Lawn mowers, lemonade, yard work + funk.

Miss you, Dad.๐Ÿ’š

(photo: me, my dad & little bro in a late โ€™80s after-church photo sesh)

#SOTD #FragranceSky #PerfumeSky #fathersday

15.06.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No fragrets!!!!

I love this one. Youโ€™re right tho - so painfully weak!

13.06.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Batman and Robin stare dramatically over Gotham as Robin exclaims, โ€œHoly cypriol, birch tar!โ€ โ€” a perfumed panic in response to Hereticโ€™s Midnight Toker

Batman and Robin stare dramatically over Gotham as Robin exclaims, โ€œHoly cypriol, birch tar!โ€ โ€” a perfumed panic in response to Hereticโ€™s Midnight Toker

Midnight Toker (Heretic)

A friendly announcement from your trusted & discreet aromatics dealer:

Holy cypriol, birch tar! Clove.

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky

13.06.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#SOTD Inspired by Basenotesโ€™ article on mood-enhancing fragrances, I picked Bois des รŽles as my scent of the night. There isnโ€™t much to dissect besides ylang and a heavenly creamy sandalwood. Itโ€™s a perfume that shields you in a cloud of beauty, peace & quiet amidst all the chaos surrounding.

12.06.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thoroughly enjoyed this fun and thought-provoking read by @gvafragcollection.bsky.social.

#perfumesky #fragrancesky

12.06.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love Olivier Durbano ๐Ÿ’š The things heโ€™s done with incense-forward fragrances! The fragrances and stories are like spell work.

13.06.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love it as well! ๐Ÿ’š

11.06.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Akro after dark.
Haze rolls in, cool and green.
Night followsโ€”loud, loose, cumin-laced.
I havenโ€™t even sprayed them yet
and theyโ€™re already tangled.

Akro after dark. Haze rolls in, cool and green. Night followsโ€”loud, loose, cumin-laced. I havenโ€™t even sprayed them yet and theyโ€™re already tangled.

Date Night with Akro
Haze + Night

I donโ€™t even have to spray these and I
can already smell the magnetic sizzle.

Roses are red,
Haze is so green,
Night showed up cumin-soaked,
and acting obscene.

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky

10.06.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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As your attorney, I advise you to rent a fast cactus with shrieking top notes. Youโ€™re going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over.

Cactus Abduction(Heretic): Fragrance & Loathing at the Omni Tucson

#fragrancesky #perfumesky

open.substack.com/pub/thescent...

09.06.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m sampling this one right now! So disappointed. I never smelled the original formula, so I canโ€™t attest anything there.
I ๐ŸคŽed clove cigs back in the day. I was hoping for that dry smokey crackle, but I just get a lot of wet cig butts + the stale residue of Jack &Cokes and smeared mascara at 4am.

07.06.2025 08:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh Iโ€™ve rented a handbag or 5 on my life ๐Ÿคฃ I always had a secret silly shame about it not being โ€œmy own.โ€The day finally came that I could afford โ€œmy ownโ€ and I canโ€™t bring myself to use it because of the shame from being extravagant. Handbag neurosis ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

06.06.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love this one! Itโ€™s pear done so well. Plus anything that reminds you of being in Greece! Such a wonderful place to visit..

06.06.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A vintage-style illustrated perfume parody featuring two anthropomorphized fragrance bottlesโ€”Tamarindo by Memo and Juicy Coutureโ€”posed like movie stars on a tropical backdrop. Tamarindo wears long blonde hair and black cat-eye sunglasses, flanked by pineapple leaves, orange blossoms, and a sliced pineapple. Juicy Couture, with a jeweled crystal cap and red sunglasses, sits beside a ripe watermelon half, surrounded by tuberose and jasmine flowers. The scene is lush and colorful, evoking a retro vacation movie poster. There is no text in the image.

A vintage-style illustrated perfume parody featuring two anthropomorphized fragrance bottlesโ€”Tamarindo by Memo and Juicy Coutureโ€”posed like movie stars on a tropical backdrop. Tamarindo wears long blonde hair and black cat-eye sunglasses, flanked by pineapple leaves, orange blossoms, and a sliced pineapple. Juicy Couture, with a jeweled crystal cap and red sunglasses, sits beside a ripe watermelon half, surrounded by tuberose and jasmine flowers. The scene is lush and colorful, evoking a retro vacation movie poster. There is no text in the image.

Tamarindo is the synthetic pineapple-ester-laden descendant of Juicy. She just swapped JCโ€™s tuberose-watermelon bomb DNA for piรฑa coladas on a trip to Cancรบn funded by someone elseโ€™s dad.

She smells like moneyโ€ฆ
But itโ€™s mostly just sunscreen and bravado.

Family Beach Vacay Portraits:

06.06.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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