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Idk, I just think life was better when fortune cookies had actual fortunes rather than meaningless platitudes and horrible advice.

Walnut and maple...jar? Vessel? Paperweight? Idfk what it is but that walnut is pretty! 5" x 5", linseed oil.

#woodworking #woodturning

🎼Just a spoonful of sugar makes the heroin go down...🎶

or whatever Julie Andrews said

...y'all

Idk what that is but I'd eat tf out of it!

... and that's enough internet for today.

Goddamn it, reddit

Hushpuppies are overrated. They always sound like a good idea but they're usually disappointing.

Seriously, who tf is keeping Long John Silvers in business?

Hasta lasagna, don't get any on ya.

I dunno, maybe I'll come back over here. Twitter is worse than ever.

a man in a suit and tie making a face ALT: a man in a suit and tie making a face

well by all means, enjoy your dry-ass cookie!

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team .

so someone gives you a nice, warm chocolate chip cookie right out of the oven and you take a bite only to realize - whoopy doodle! - they forgot to even add the chips into the dough. And you're telling me you're not disappointed and you're still willing to eat that...'cookie'?

OW! You fuckin' hit me with the phone, you dick!

Oatmeal raisin cookies are objectively better cookies that chocolate chip cookies. HEAR ME OUT. If you take the raisins out of oatmeal cookies, it's still a decent cookie. However, if you take the chocolate chips out of chocolate chip cookies, you realize it's a trash cookie.

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they should invent a garbage bag that doesn't IMMEDIATELY FALL TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMNED TRASH CAN WHENEVER YOU THROW SOMETHING AWAY.

So what's the worst thing since sliced bread?

tired, angry, tired of being angry, apathetic, hopeless and a little hungry.

at least I can fix the last one.

Werewolves of London is probably the best song about a little old lady getting mutilated.

Yeah, where?! 🤣

Never gonna give
You up never gonna let
You down - Rick Astley

holy shit, it's a goddamned haiku

Made some more cutting/serving/charcuterie boards.

Played around with the sizes a bit this time, give a little more variety.

Walnut, cherry, black locust and one big ass piece of oak. Seriously, you could kill a guy with that thing.

#woodworking

Walnut bowl with pewter lid, 7" wide by 3"tall, paste wax.

The stuff with the pewter lids are proving to be very popular at the craft shows.

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This is why I stay away from this site.

They just...walked into the Louvre and stole a bunch of shit. Broad fucking daylight. Didn't sneak in after they closed, didn't have to disable an alarm system or duck under lasers, just paid the admission price and strolled on in. You almost have to admire their brashness.

That's...oddly inspirational. And now I want pizza.

Yes. Yes, we are. You can also put a little in your morning coffee, get the day started right.