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YOU'RE INVITED: WEEK 11 CHANNEL 6 PREGAME LIVE CHAT Blaise Pascal never got to see an Indiana Hoosiers football game in person. Such is the tragedy of linear time.

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This morning's pregame show is now available for the listening pleasure of our valued shareholders ($)

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Valued shareholders, you still have a little time to get those WEBINAR questions in for today’s pregame chat 👀

This is why I subscribe to @channel6.bsky.social for this hard hitting (unlike the participants in this slow-mo brawl) journalism. I couldn't click the link faster.

FIGHT REPORT: THE BASS PRO SHOPS BATHROOM BRAWL Joel Anderson returns to Channel 6 to break down the week's most important fight footage

you thought a fight at a Bass Pro Shops was gonna happen without a @channel6.bsky.social FIGHT REPORT with special guest @joelanderson.bsky.social? You fool, you absolute rube, you

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I have not laughed as hard as I did at the annotated breakdown of the Bass Pro Shops fight by @channel6.bsky.social in weeks, y’all

FIGHT REPORT: THE BASS PRO SHOPS BATHROOM BRAWL Joel Anderson returns to Channel 6 to break down the week's most important fight footage

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“popular demand” does not even begin to describe

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You’re welcome, viewers

SOMEONE'S GOING TO TELL ME THEY DO THIS AND IT'S DELICIOUS. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE BROKEN AND I WISH YOU'D STOP INVOLVING ME IN THAT. SOUR CREAM IS TO ME WHAT YOUR STEPDAD IS TO YOU: SMELLS BAD, IS A WEIRD ADD IN ALMOST EVERY SITUATION, AND DOESN'T HAVE AN ACTIVE PART IN MY LIFE. I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE WHAT IT IS WITHOUT RESORTING TO OUTRIGHT SLANDER: WHAT IF YOGURT, BUT SHIT? WHAT IF MILK, BUT SLUDGE? CHEESE, BUT LACKS FOLLOW-THROUGH? DO YOU, BUT DON'T INVOLVE ME, AND ESPECIALLY DON'T WRITE A TRULY INSANE JINGLE AT ME ABOUT HOW ADDING A DOLLOP OF SOUR CREAM MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER. I NOW LOOK FORWARD TO COMMERCIAL BREAKS JUST SO I CAN HATE THIS MADNESS AND GET TO THE CHILDREN SLOPPING UP EVERYTHING ON THEIR PLATES WITH THIS SHIT. THE LITTLE BASTARDS RADIATE WITH GLEE WHILE PLOPPING STANK-SPACKLE ON BAKED POTATOES LIKE IT'S A TREAT. THESE CHILDREN WERE KEPT UNDER THE STAIRS FOR A DECARDE. THESE KIDS ARE GOING TO KILL EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE WHEN THEY FIND OUT ABOUT THE INTERNET AND SUGAR.

I think @channel6.bsky.social said it best:

THE 2025 TOP WHATEVER, WEEK TEN The thing about being born on third base like Ohio State as a football program is that being born on third base *rules*

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Okay, Ohio State, we see you. Hope you enjoyed your stroll

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someone on today’s @channel6.bsky.social morning show mentioned that San Francisco is now ACC territory & I’m still giggling abt it

YOU'RE INVITED: WEEK 10 CHANNEL 6 PREGAME LIVE CHAT It is our duty to inform you if conditions improve or if they worsen.

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The edit of this morning's live pregame chat is now posted for the listening pleasure of our ($) shareholders. There is a bit near the top about the Pitt Superweapon that you might find entertaining right about now:

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a skeleton dressed as a fairy is jumping in the air with a wand . Alt: a skeleton dressed as a fairy is jumping in the air with a wand .

last call for your WEBINAR questions for today’s pregame WEBINAR, shareholders

7, 8, and 13 win the week

i like sour cream but STANK-SPACKLE had me cackling

THE 2025 TOP WHATEVER, WEEK NINE THESE CHILDREN WERE KEPT UNDER THE STAIRS FOR A DECADE. THESE KIDS ARE GOING TO KILL EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE WHEN THEY FIND OUT ABOUT THE INTERNET AND SUGAR.

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High this week: A&M, Indiana, Vanderbilt, Georgia Tech. Obviously??

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YOU'RE INVITED: WEEK 9 CHANNEL 6 PREGAME LIVE CHAT Your arson charges do NOT define you.

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This morning's pregame chat is now replay-able for our paying subscribers in audio form, complete with Haint-fighting (sorry)

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Last call for WEBINAR questions for our attractive and generous subscribers; instructions are in your email 👀

My Stanford Plan:
1) I’m the type of person people in polo shirts trust.
2) I don’t ask for assistant salaries bc cost of living, sleep in the office. Stanford boosters yearn to make employees live in the office.
3) I win 0 games, but throw grand parties like Hoover during the Great Depression

GAME THEORY: WHICH OPEN POWER 4 JOB IS FOR YOU? ZAP! You’re sitting at the desk already, wearing the visor, and at the helm of a multimillion dollar amateur sports franchise.  You have absolutely no idea what you’re doing. Congrats!

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GAME THEORY: WHICH OPEN POWER 4 JOB IS FOR YOU? ZAP! You’re sitting at the desk already, wearing the visor, and at the helm of a multimillion dollar amateur sports franchise.  You have absolutely no idea what you’re doing. Congrats!

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It's time for you (yes, you) to take an open Power 4 college football coaching job. But which??

(this story is free to read when you sign up for our also-free email list)

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PEOPLE OF THE CHARITY BOWL: JOIN US BY THE SEA Join us next Wednesday night, October 29, for a spooky college football-themed beach bash

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Charity Bowl donors, @homefield.bsky.social is donating 10% of YOUR ticket purchases for next week's live @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social in Myrtle Beach to @newap-georgia.bsky.social

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at least SOMEONE is thinking of the important things, Miami's longsnapper.

THE 2025 TOP WHATEVER: WEEK EIGHT Do you want to find a reason why someone would logically throw into this?

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In Indiana, horses shoot you:

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Just watch that until I get the @channel6.bsky.social Top Whatever done here okay (it's coming, there was just...a lot this week)

A @channel6.bsky.social alert, we'll be traveling tomorrow and thus unable to do our morning chat

Fullcast After Dark cannot be stopped by the tides or the stars, however

UNC's in the koala habitat, just smooth-brained & inert, munching on eucalyptus while the tree it's on is a literal bomb that's on fire

AXES: FAST/SLOW vs EFFECTIVE/INEFFECTIVE Not actually a blog about axes, except kinda

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Get in, sluts, we're doing data journalism ($)

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At long last, Indiana is extracting the blood