unhinged

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

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Cottage cheese and tomato on a bed of micro greens

5 bean mix with grilled chicken

Masala chicken with wilted spinach

Cold dory, avocado, cucumber and tomatoes

The domestic goddess kinda shit I've been on.

So, in the preceding years, you wouldn't mind being a helpless cretin living under the bootheel of fascist breeders again?

Always get the warm fuzzies when I see the youth doing the same awkwardly stupid things I used to do at their age.

...he made eye contact with me, so I stopped and sagely nodded my approval, but tinybro was turning nearly 180 degrees to gawp and walked straight into a lampost. It took every ounce of restraint not to giggle while I helped him pick up the bottle he dropped 🤣

Was watching a tiny gymbro walking down the street and feeling that general sense of warmth for "my people" when an absolute specimen got out of his car in front of us - tall, yuge, tight white tshirt, the works. Then...

School would be the least of my problems

Whatsisface made me watch it! It was his fault!

Ugh

Jesus fucking christ how bad is the new Superman

Did you know some state in India has approved one paid leave per month for bitches on their period? That's 180 days of leave I've missed out on in this lifetime. And even if we get it in SL, what's the point now when my period is winding down anyway. So annoyed.

I want to be on this podcast

I am going to relearn how to ride a bike, she said stubbornly

Same

an eating disorder based subculture is psychologically load bearing for like 10% of adult men, which isn’t different numerically than for women, but womens ED subcultures are mocked and modbanned and underground and mens are considered high value and aspirational lol

Page from Night Angel Nemesis by Brent Weeks

"the left nut of darkness" has me dying

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

Lice! Only Band of Brothers is mine.

Buddhist street parade

My 4.30am waddle to the pool this morning was completely ruined because the streets were packed with Buddhist wankers and their unholy racket. Surely only hookers and dickolis are licensed to be outside at this hour.

A queenly stray cat.

Or a stray cat.

Salmon fish head pieces pan fried in olive oil with lemon salt and herbs.

Did you know you can buy 1kg of salmon fish head for 350 bucks? That's less than most of you spend on your shitty breakfasts. While I am here dining like a fucking QUEEN.

Forgot to mention that one of the later guys suggested the Mahabarata and the whites ate it up. Two of them ordered it off Amazon on the spot.

I backspaced like a coward.
Will regret it forever.

a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is wincing in an office

My dumb overly enthusiastic ass immediately started typing, “YES. Absolutely at the top of my worst drivel ever list.”
But before I hit send, it became clear he meant it as a "good" recommendation and what's worse, others started agreeing with him.

At a leadership forum recently, the moderator asked everyone to share good leadership books in the chat.
People threw in a few names I didn’t know, then silence.
Moderator goes, “Feel free to suggest bad ones to avoid too.”
Next guy: How to Win Friends and Influence People.

a black and white drawing of a cat with blood coming out of it Alt: a black and white cartoon drawing of a cat thumping a table

In today's episode of the shitshow that is my life, I bent down to soap my foot in the shower and jammed my left eye into the shower knob. There is a small swollen cut right at the edge of the eyelid, and the entire left side of my face hurts.