Fran

My head hurts just reading this. 🤯🤕

But really, nothing to see here, no coverup. 😒 RELEASE THE FILES!!!

Refugees running away from war-ravaged Portland. Oh wait, it’s a marathon? Never mind.

That was supposed to be outrage, not outage. More coffee ☕️

Every day, I scream into the void, “They can’t do that! It’s illegal! It’s unconstitutional!” And then they do it anyway, and everyone moves on to the next outage. 🤯😱

Collateral. 50% of arrests are collateral. Families terrorized and torn apart. Children pulled from their beds and zip tied together. Collateral. 😢😡

Stay weird, Portland.

No notes, this is a perfectly reasonable summary

That sounds about right.

Same guy who declared bankruptcy 6 times shut down the U.S. government 4 times in 5 years of being President. They wanted him to run the government like his businesses and that’s exactly what he’s doing.

He's not just unfit to be president, he's unfit to be a human being. He’s unfit to be a carbon based life form. He’s a waste of cytoplasm.

Republicans would lose their minds.🤯

❤️

Dear Ezra Klein, Bodily Autonomy Isn’t a Bargaining Chip Let's see if you're willing to walk the talk

Dear Ezra Klein, bodily autonomy is not a bargaining chip. What rights are you willing to give up? Let’s see you walk the talk. The burger is on me. open.substack.com/pub/vajenda/...

I would buy drugs from the sketchy dealer on the corner before I would buy them from TrumpRx. 💊 💊💊

And then 🍊💩 told them we’d start by practicing on “the enemy within.” Um, I think he means us…

It’s always so nice to get up, get a cup of freshly brewed coffee, and check in on the news of the day. Wait, WHAT?!?!?!? 😳💥🤯

If we’re renaming departments and calling the DOD the “Department of War”, we might as well go ahead and make the DOJ the “Department of Revenge”

So much winning…🤯😒

I wonder what might have happened if people had just “done politics the right way” and used more civility, more debate, and more reasonability in response to Hitler—you know, maybe appeased him a bit and met him halfway—rather than just “demonizing” the poor, misunderstood guy and his supporters.

DHS Issues Statement on Targeted Attack on Dallas ICE Facility | Homeland Security This morning, a sniper opened fire from a nearby rooftop on a U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Dallas field office. The shooter fired indiscriminately at the ICE building, including at a...

Quite the Orwellian contradiction in this DHS statement: "Three detainees were shot. Two are deceased, and the other is in critical condition."

Two sentences later: "This was an attack on ICE law enforcement."

Obama photographer Pete Souza posted this pic of Obama on that UN escalator… www.instagram.com/p/DO9GFjUEZi...

Yet another example of how to lie with statistics. Denominators matter 🤦🏼‍♀️

When the hunter gets captured by the game 😂

Pic of Trump with heavy orange makeup.

The Rapture lol

Antifa is an ideology, it’s not an organization.

The rapture is utter nonsense.

RFK Jr is an unhinged lunatic.

Trump is a global laughingstock.

If you can't pronounce acetaminophen and you look orange, no one should take your medical advice.

Do better, Republicans.

Thanks,
Sane Americans

I’d love to claim I had foresight some 30+ years ago. But in reality, I liked my own name, and have never been big on doing things just because of tradition. Plus, I was too lazy to do all the paperwork to change it!

Before his speech at Charlie Kirk's memorial, Donald Trump was in the Epstein files.

During his speech at Charlie Kirk's memorial, Donald Trump was in the Epstein files.

After his speech at Charlie Kirk's memorial, Donald Trump was in the Epstein files.

Who needs doctors, immunologists, epidemiologists, etc.? All we need to do is listen to Dear Leader. He knows what’s best for us. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Interesting! But do they kill birds and drive whales crazy?