Didnβt we fucking tell Clippy to βgo home youre drunk!β When he did this?
15.08.2025 23:10 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@tcishere.bsky.social
Humans do 2 things well: Tell stories & work in teams. All else = Gravy. π¨π¦πΊπΈ #Energy #EVs.
Didnβt we fucking tell Clippy to βgo home youre drunk!β When he did this?
15.08.2025 23:10 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Hakeem shows up at @gavinnewsom.bsky.social βs potluck with a bottle of Barefoot and a bag of supermarket dinner rolls
15.08.2025 22:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh we are absolutely keeping a list
15.08.2025 22:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reform the union. Constitution 2.0. Cut Dixie loose.
15.08.2025 22:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs not so much theyβre inherently good and can change β thatβs a movie trope β itβs that theyβre Christian and theyβre sinners who gave right up until the moment of death to seek divine forgiveness. Which they then declare as granted.
15.08.2025 00:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jail you for what exactly?
12.08.2025 21:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Her skill set includes killer blowjobs for semi-soft men I believe
12.08.2025 21:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh theyβll happen. Or something we call midterms will happen. The outcome just wonβt mean much; theyβre preparing to make sure that is the case.
12.08.2025 18:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs no off switch for fascism. Thereβs no βone thing to make it stop.β Itβs too late. You can only drive the fascists off or into the ground. Iβm sorry this doesnβt fit in a memo with 4 action items for the subcommittee but thatβs the game in front us.
12.08.2025 17:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holy fucking shit. Obstruction is real practical advice. Itβs a time honored tradition. Admittedly itβs not for the timid. Sorry I wasted your time. You go draw up the PowerPoint for the mayor, McKinsey.
12.08.2025 16:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sue. Them. For. Anything. Trump. Sues. People. For.
12.08.2025 16:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve been paying quite close attention. Understand this: you will NOT win this in the courts. That boat has sailed. The courts are a harassment and nuisance-providing tool right now until the right resistance agent can get Thomas and alito on the sane private plane together.
12.08.2025 16:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Block. Obstruct. Be overly kind to soldiers not really into it. Sue. Sue again. Hobble any Trump businesses you can. Make sure Pam bondi canβt sleep or have a tinder date in any restaurant.
The mayor can make this legal activity official. And do it herself.
You inserted yourself in ours by threatening us.
Youβre welcome to criticize whoever in Canada. We donβt care much. It should be pretty obvious by the lack of border crossings weβd prefer you thrash about in your own βcivil war 2β or go quietly to the camps. But if you make it our problemβ¦
Alsoβ¦ Iβm Canadian. You do you. Yβall made this mess. Roll up your sleeves β¦ or take it up the hoop. Zero Fs given until you make it MY problem and when you do you will not like our answer. You can call me a hands-on military advisor in this Turd Reich til then.
12.08.2025 16:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Gladly
12.08.2025 16:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not true. Some of them are holes to f*ck.
12.08.2025 12:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Christ. His knowledge of military tactics sure sound like a dude who begged off for a fake infirmity.
11.08.2025 22:28 β π 32 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Ok great. But that hasnβt helped Chinese democracy.
11.08.2025 22:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Or: the big showdown is between today and Nov 2026. Epstein matters only to the redhat mouthbreathers - he needs to keep them in line. And he will. Theyβll offer him their 10yo daughters.
11.08.2025 21:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Correct. Or at least not as weβve known them.
11.08.2025 21:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The point of nationalizing DC policing is to physically control access to Congress and SCOTUS if he loses midterms. Thatβs the fail safe.
11.08.2025 21:57 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Nationalizing DC is about ensuring that if they do in fact lose the 2026 midterms, that new Congress never gets sworn in
11.08.2025 21:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Because no one wants to put these people in the ground
11.08.2025 21:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The point of nationalizing DC policing is to physically control access to Congress and SCOTUS if he loses midterms. Thatβs the fail safe.
11.08.2025 21:52 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs about nationalizing control of DC streets ahead of midterms, so if they lose the House, it will never be sworn in.
11.08.2025 21:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blue states: Redistrict for good. Secede. Cut Dixie loose.
11.08.2025 21:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He far can one of those Ukrainian drones go, President Zelenskyy? Do us both a solid, will you?
11.08.2025 21:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Response is kick them in the balls then
11.08.2025 21:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Yes.
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