Dane Burton

Dane Burton

@beeteadubbs.bsky.social

483 Followers 797 Following 61 Posts Joined Sep 2023
3 days ago

WERK

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me and my girls are
😍 BEAUTIFUL
✈️ FLY
🔥 HOT and
💋 SEXY!!!

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right wingers are getting in a tizzy over a potentially gay klingon on Starfleet Academy. a tizzy about an ALIEN on a show set in the THIRTY SECOND CENTURY. a show on a streaming network that they do not have to pay for if they don't want to. They can't stand that any gay representation exists.

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FUCK 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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a close up of a cartoon cat 's face with a spiral in his eyes ALT: a close up of a cartoon cat 's face with a spiral in his eyes

Yes daddy. Can’t look away…

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STOP MAKING ME LOOK AT RFK AND KID ROCK!!!!!

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3 weeks ago
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lying to friends/coworkers for fun telling them I’m turning 25 next week and them all believing me

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jerry from tom and jerry is wearing a diaper and standing on a bridge . ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is wearing a diaper and standing on a bridge .
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For real. Something about your big dick turns my brain off

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😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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1 month ago
Finneas and Billie

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

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1 month ago

Ugh. Jealous.

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It’s a bit early for this shit

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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

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1 month ago

A reminder that Bad Bunny performs in front of the biggest audience on earth in seven days

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Billie Eilish during her #GRAMMYs speech for Song of the Year:

“As grateful as I feel, I don’t need to say anything except that, no one is illegal on stolen land. It’s really hard to know what to say and what to do right now, I feel hopeful in this room and we need to keep protesting… fuck ICE.”

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1 month ago

This is so hypnotic… I can’t resist… 😵‍💫

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😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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Oko, twinky ass fey man with crown, laying down in forest and looking at a dagger Oko but in cowboy outfit Oko lounging in a little plant chair thing Oko wet and pushing hair back and this is a real card??????

Sooooo there’s this fey trickster planeswalker…

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Sign in People's Book in Takoma Park featuring the illustration of the werewolf ripping off its shirt in anguish which reads WE ARE SOLD OUT OF THE GAY HOCKEY BOOKS

My local bookshop understands their audience.

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1 month ago
Caleb from Starfleet Academy standing naked in the Temporal Mechanics classroom

I'm watching Starfleet Academy for the plot.

The plot:

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1 month ago

motherfucker the ship very famously tried to turn in the face of the iceberg and sank

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Who are they?

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1 month ago

I’ll do you one better: sometimes, clowns are sexy

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1 month ago

What's your sign?

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1 month ago

Yes sir 😵‍💫🫡

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Me & my grumpiest face in my catto cocoon because it's flippin cold round here. Sweet dreams beautiful babies. Remember sleep is just your time machine to breakfast. Family says hi & sends special, warm hugs to you all. Love you 💤💙💤

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This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could

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2 months ago

🙋🏻‍♂️

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