audrey

Lol I forgot I even had this account

Let’s have some respect for common spaces like lobbies and waiting rooms

Can’t my dad just be like “great job Audrey I’m happy you’re taking control of your wedding and meeting with florists” but instead he’s like “did u reach out the florist ur sister used?”

I swear to god if SCOTUS rules in favor of a catholic charter school in Oklahoma I will lose my fucking mind

Headphones should be mandatory in shared spaces.

I thought republicans hated criminals

Jesus it looks like every single city in the greater LA area is on fire

I want to throw up

For gods sake Aileen just release the Trump report already

Is it just me or does a lot of tea just taste like dirt?

Cup noodles are just as bad as I remember

I keep having dreams about my friend who died

I haven’t been sleeping well this week.

I wish I could take a break from having cluster-fuck mind disorder which is what I call my ADD

The post-lunch slump is so real. I feel like Michael Scott after he ate a family-sized chicken pot pie on that episode of the Office

I’m trying hard but my confidence has taken a beating this year

Do parents, like, not believe in headphones for their kids in shared spaces?

I can’t stand twitter and I barely even read the Washington Post because the news is just so depressing

Alexa, play Anxiety by Megan Thee Stallion

What is with the corporate office job to Dominos pizza pipeline? Why is it always Dominos and never Pizza Hut, which is marginally better?

It was really very baller of JB to pardon Hunter right before he leaves office

And by “twice as many” I mean there’s 10 people here including me

There are like twice as many people at the skating rink today and now I’m self conscious

Hello friend I jumped ship too!

The eternal puzzle: am i really hungry or am i just bored?

feeling bored and impulsive lately

daylight savings is ruining my life

Going ice skating. anyone want to join?

Wtf am I even doing here