Natalie Wynn

If I wrote this video today I’d of course have to update the extent of the Trump connection. But I stand by what I said about Epstein conspiracies.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

They’re doing a bad job of acting not worried about it

I didn’t say there was nothing in them. I said it’s possible, I’m waiting on evidence.

This but it’s the Trump administration plotting to avoid releasing the Epstein files

It’s never too late to stop falling for it again

Wait no I’ve got it, vaginoplasty

Let’s say there’s a scammer who keeps pretending to invite me on podcasts, but then schedules a “tech call” where he asks me to screen-share login info. What would be the funniest thing to keep “accidentally” sharing instead? I’m thinking The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence (“sorry, wrong tab”)

Ok non lol. Don’t watch this. I’ll describe it to you if you need to know.

Well. Enter the Void is pretty miserable. I have a soft spot for Climax. I’m starting Irréversible now, we’ll see how that works out for me.

I think it’s really considerate of Gaspar Noé to induce epileptic seizures in the audience before the movie starts, to spare you the pain of watching it

So we decided to go with “On the Hills of Manchuria” instead. Similar vibe. I liked the conspiracy association with Manchurian Candidate. Also, apparently it was Stalin’s favorite piece of music.

Originally I’d considered using Shostakovich’s Waltz No. 2, featured prominently in Eyes Wide Shut. But getting the rights to any music by Shostakovich turns out to be a major ordeal.

Manchurian

Zoë Blade, who’s been creating music for my videos for years, is on Spotify! Her version of “On the Hills of Manchuria” was featured in the CONSPIRACY video: open.spotify.com/track/0WLiK0...

yeah

What is it about the word “quantum” that’s so irresistible to people who love bullshit?

locking in & crashing out

Receipt for this summer’s livestream profits donated to the ACLU + a little extra

I guess it’s fine if I don’t mind dying alone and untexted

I’m really bad at responding to texts. Trying to decide if I can handwave this away as “executive dysfunction” or if it’s like a serious personality flaw that needs to be addressed

I don’t know what’s more amazing, how stupid he thinks his followers are, or how correct he is about that

YouTube mods in 2020: remove any video with the word “Nazi”
YouTube suggested videos in 2025:

Slopsploitation

better add that to my routine of raw milk and bear carcasses

It might be easier to start listing the things that don’t cause autism

It’s wild how well this movie understood the future of news media

I called Netanyahu genocidal on October 17, 2023. Was that early enough? I’m sorry I didn’t use the exact phrase you want me to have said (though I am happy to say it now—free palestine!)

free palestine

Any form of media that involves an angry man telling an audience what to be angry about for several hours a day is probably not good for the human brain

How could I forget