Xie Lian's Big Naturals (they/them)

My friend needs help. Shares appreciated!

"I'm disabled and unable to work. My family and I are struggling with utilities and medical bills. I have $350 in unpaid bills due today, but making any progress toward them would help."

venmo: @/hauntfish
paypal: @/m0nd0m00n
cashapp: $undeadContortionist

muzzles gags and bits for vampires. thank you.

That just means the destruction needs to be creative.

[NSFW]

Wulian cockwarming 🥺

In an AU where Wu Ming survived, they take comfort in each other. Wu Ming likes to cockwarm Xie Lian in his mouth, and learns to make his body warmer so it is actually, you know, warming. +

[Genderbend, TGCF spoilers]

I’ve been rotating a concept in my mind for a bit now…

T4T Hualesbians have been living happily ever after for some time now. Hua Cheng transitioned by going through the Kiln and getting a new true form. +

Puppy Hua Cheng wants to pee on Xie Lian to mark him SOOOOOOOOO bad

xie lian calling best friend hua cheng on the phone after every time he masturbates because he always feels so lonely after and san lang makes him feel better and when hua cheng finds out THAT is what the pattern is he loses absolutely his mind

my most cherished hualian headcanon since before i really knew anything about them is that their postcanon sex life is like at least 50% "im a little bee you have to hold me down by the wings and repopulate the hive"-type highly abstracted and nonsensical sex rp

Hope u enjoy!! It's short and silly and I had lots of fun writing it
archiveofourown.org/works/660784...

Calamity Xie Lian accidentally giving Wuming gender revelations by use of it/its pronouns.

(succubus based) sex demon hua cheng who is still absolutely dedicated to xie lian and has figured out SOME way to become powerful despite never feeding (something something ghost cultivation???? maybe him being a sex demon is part of him staying on after death because of devotion??) POINT IS:

don't get him wrong; xie lian likes it when hua cheng says he's good at things, or calls him beautiful, or insists that he's the best god.  it makes him feel warm inside, and pleased, and slightly embarrassed sometimes, especially for that last one.

🔞 t4t hualian frotting their tdicks together whos with me

anyway so another thing i'm (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) for:

low-libido ace xie lian who looooooves to spoil high libido demi hua cheng

Octopus hybrid Hua Cheng kept in captivity and studied by scientist (keeping it general) Xie Lian.

I somehow managed something short and a little silly for kinktober.

Explicit
Hualian
2.4k words

#tgcf #hualian

archiveofourown.org/works/72774526

while I think this'll be fun, I am ultimately doing it out of necessity for Nov. groceries/bills aren't getting any cheaper🙃

xie lian would eat a wraith butterfly if hua cheng wanted to see what it was like to be completely inside of him

don’t let fandom discourse distract you from sexualizing and fetishizing your favorite character

listen there’s boypussy out there… so there’s a meaning to life. don’t give up

every time hua cheng fucks xie lians throat raw hes always a little hesitant after because what if he was too rough? did he go too far? but when he pulls out after he comes xie lian has the ditsiest sweetest pleased little brainless smile on his face

[nsfw, hualian, maco/micro]

Hua Cheng shapeshifing small enough he can fuck Xie Lian's urethra with his dick and come inside there too.

[Sex dolls, soft CNC]

Centuries after their wedding, Hua Cheng decides to tease Xie Lian by making a sex doll of him

This escalates, and soon they’re RPing that pre-Hua-Cheng!Xie Lian accidentally possessed the doll, can’t communicate, and is overwhelmed by how gently AND lewdly he’s being treated

love reblogging something and thinking "oh yeah my mutual will love this" and then mutual reblogs it from you. my expertly laid trap is flawless

[Gross, silly, fictional]

Thinking again about Hua Cheng’s collection of Dianxia toenail clippings and shed hairs

a picture of hualian, depicting them in two portraits: xl's is adorned with simple white flowers and butterflies and hc's with lotuses and spider lilies. they are bound by the red string. xl is wearing frilly-flowy white silk robes and a corset, and hua cheng - a snatched suit, though his sleeves are puffy too (and red, ofc). they both have pearled jewellery and the infamous red bead is incorporated into hc's earring and xl's brooch at the neck. it looks as though they are gazing at each other. the lace at xl's collar and at the edges of the sleeves has a butterfly motif, while hc's shirt and trousers are rose-patterned.

husbands looking very posh ✨

close-ups and an alternative version in the comments ✌️

#tgcf #hualian #xielian #huacheng

I also wrote a short ficlet for this AU: archiveofourown.org/works/72628246

T, flirting, fem Hua Cheng, 317 words

And also, here is a post about creampie kink. blorbo.social/@xieliansbig...

> I think in this AU, Xie Lian actually not only refuses to shapeshift into "female form", but also refuses to wear women's clothes. In kind of an "I don't deserve to have good things, my penance isn't over" way. :(

> [on the topic of not being able to use "gege" or "jiejie"] Hua Cheng comes up with a whole new gender-neutral word that is in wide use in Ghost City by the time she and Xie Lian meet again, and has spread a bit to the mortal realm