David

Will you cum hands free if I go balls deep?

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Wall-E coming to life before our very eyes…

Only after you’ve agreed that my far inferior little penis needs to be kept locked and denied, before I’m worthy to be seeded by you… 😏

With or without underwear?

I thought that was a piece of tomato at the front for a moment, not a giant-ass crouton 😅

Oh my… 🤤

Not nearly as adventurous as you my friend 😅
(Still regret not having given head while he was driving…)

Well, you better keep that up! [Not a] doctor’s orders! 😆😘

That’s a great news!! 🥰

Woohoo!! We knew it might take a while, but balance is finally being restored 🥰

Kitteh Cuddles!! 😻😻😻

Hope you’re not sick (I’m just stalking your timeline now… 😉) and if you are, that you feel better soon

I was chatting with another Chicagoan and there definitely seems to be some nasty sickness bugs sweeping the city 🤧🤒😷

You? 😏

I’ve never been more jealous of a fleshlight before… 🥵

If you see this, post a witch

Fuck, that’s sooo hot!

Hello, bunker buddy 👋🏻

Ahh, so you grew up with - or into - the X Files philosophy of “trust no-one”, too 😅

Oh my…

Healthier choices? Eww 😆

Love the moans; very sexy

It would be my pleasure to, for your pleasure, sir 😏

Hello! And welcome to Getting Older™️

None of this was in the brochure that was used to entice you to come to this planet, because then, no-one would come

Everything from here on in will just get worse: recall, pain, you name it, it gets worse

Thank you again for choosing to come to Earth™️!

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😏🤤

Never apologise for expressing your raw pleasure, stud. Damn, the colour of your engorged cockhead was just 🥵