I just sold my five-year old Mazda to my wife for $45 billion. She assumes the debt (about $2,000, give or take). Our net worth is now $44,999,998,000. Of course, I am using Elon math here.

The structure on most of these new contracts won’t be available for a couple of days. So at the moment, it isn’t possible to pin down cap position. Suspect depth signings at WR, RB, DB. Remember they need to reserve cap for rookie pool; approx ($10M) and in-season moves ($5M).

None better at telling a story than Jack.

Stay here, Ian. Kill X.

Stay here, Jacob. Kill Twitter!

Chicago honors Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

A planned offseason surgery. No worries.

That is awesome!

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Understand. Have to hope she gets deep into the pomp and circumstance while allowing the career diplomats handle business. If now… a shit storm is in the horizon.

When you think about it, it is probably safest to assign these imbeciles to the international cocktail circuit rather than appointing them to domestic roles where they can wreak havoc on the effectiveness of critical government functions.

Oh I am all in on that!

Some girls would have married him for the money. But the smart girls understand his “wealth” is built on a series of pyramid schemes.

Really odd that LE publicly revealed a significant piece of evidence.

I see what you did there! And wholeheartedly agree!

An exception to the above is Greg Olson. Best color guy in decades. But look what happened to him. He got demoted. The networks are more interested in promoting the celebrityhood part.

A good number of these color analysts who were former players lose their ability to offer insightful commentary as they move further away from their playing days. And some, like Romo, seem more interested in basking in their celebrityhood.

a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open

Goff appears to be gassed. This is our opportunity to get back into the game!!!!

He can watch it 50 times too, with all the time the Lions are using on offense.

Fire Flus? Give him some shoulder pads and send him out on the field. I am sure he can tackle better than anyone on this D. Hell, I could tackle better than these bums.

Makes you wonder what Caleb is watching between possessions on his Surface.

Dropped balls? Kmet?

Lovely. Sets the mood for the Holiday. Happy Thanksgiving!

Back atcha, Iowa!

WTG, Iowa! Bears offense comes to life with three late TDs after Lions roll up the score over first three quarters. Lions 52 Bears 30.

I need to know how to order!

This warms my heart. At a time we can all use a bit of a boost too. My 10-yr grandson has only begun to verbalize. So stories like this are wonderful to hear.

Does that also preclude her offering $50 handies in dark theatres?

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