@hyperanomalous.bsky.social
Frenetic distractions incessantly cutting in line, like Escher's relativistic web of endless tangents
The reason I keep going back to Twitter is the same reason people have a hard time with life on the outside after serving time in prison.
29.01.2025 04:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Follower/following parity is sacred. I will not be taking questions at this time.
19.12.2024 12:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn, that's deep. Deeply true, insightfully so.
15.12.2024 00:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🙃 this emoji means you're huffing your own farts and enjoying the smell.
12.12.2024 10:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would try email. It's a very useful tool that came out last century.
12.12.2024 10:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Eduardo V Stankenstein
12.12.2024 10:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone has their own natural stank. What you need to find for true love is someone that finds your natural stank naturally appealing.
12.12.2024 10:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@complexifire.bsky.social I saw your mom at the grocery store, and after I helped her get an item from the top shelf, she told me that you don't even know what a composer is.
12.12.2024 10:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But also the comforting trust!
12.12.2024 10:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is true. I couldn't guess.
12.12.2024 10:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hans Zimmerman
12.12.2024 09:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You don't count
08.12.2024 03:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0As well you should!
05.12.2024 10:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Incredible!
05.12.2024 09:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is outrageous!
05.12.2024 09:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hawt
05.12.2024 09:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does anyone understand what this man is talking about?
05.12.2024 09:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I brought breaking news, bleeding edge research, unparalleled views, and peerless thought leadership to your timeline.
It's totally understandable that you'd be lost without me.
Just you
04.12.2024 10:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Democratic backsliding is directly correlated with democratic backshots.
04.12.2024 10:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Booty Poppin' in the Amazon Down Under" has been a favorite of mine for years now.
04.12.2024 10:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Usually the rest of us try to stage an intervention with a GoPhindMe. It doesn't always work out though, which can sadly lead to cellessness.
24.11.2024 04:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hehehe
24.11.2024 04:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oldest complaint letter from 18th century BC.
That was probably @mote.bsky.social in a previous life.
Using the Mayan calendar really makes you appreciate every day as a gift unto itself.
23.11.2024 02:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He still can't believe I lit my own farts on fire
23.11.2024 02:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Keeping my Facebook page well-manicured like a suburban lawn.
22.11.2024 22:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Haha joke's on you I use the Mayan calendar so next week really wasn't on my calendar lol
22.11.2024 22:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Man I've been creating content like nobody's business in my bathroom every day for decades
22.11.2024 22:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
