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I'm reading a book on clocks. It's about time!

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A rapist, a felon, and a reality star asshole walked into a bar
Bartender: what can I get you Mr President

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Break The Chain Stream Break The Chain by Endangered feces on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

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pink butterflies Stream pink butterflies by Endangered feces on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

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I’d like to cancel my subscription to 2025. I’ve experienced the free 7-day trial and I’m definitely not interested

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If you want to help a starving cannibal, just give him a hand

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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised

29.12.2024 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 387    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 1

R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist

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fluorescent light Stream fluorescent light by Endangered feces on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

New song πŸ‘‡

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I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

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If you ask a tall person to get something off a shelf for you, its only fair that they ask you to pick things off the floor for them

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In my favor Stream In my favor by Endangered feces on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

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Why isnt a group of squids called a squad?

30.12.2024 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 1

Wow good question πŸ˜‚

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