Mongeeese's Avatar

Mongeeese

@mongeeese.bsky.social

Comedy - News - Memes Fasten Your Seatbelts Hottest place on earth Follow us on ig 👇👇👇👇👇👇 https://www.instagram.com/mongeeese/

25,340 Followers  |  72,229 Following  |  181 Posts  |  Joined: 21.11.2024  |  1.3819

Latest posts by mongeeese.bsky.social on Bluesky

Post image 18.02.2025 16:49 — 👍 63    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1
Post image 18.02.2025 21:02 — 👍 45    🔁 3    💬 5    📌 0
Post image 20.02.2025 19:49 — 👍 24    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0

I'm reading a book on clocks. It's about time!

20.02.2025 18:17 — 👍 50    🔁 3    💬 8    📌 1
Post image 20.02.2025 18:25 — 👍 124    🔁 10    💬 3    📌 0
Post image 19.02.2025 06:49 — 👍 593    🔁 81    💬 19    📌 7

A rapist, a felon, and a reality star asshole walked into a bar
Bartender: what can I get you Mr President

23.01.2025 17:41 — 👍 319    🔁 56    💬 10    📌 1
Post image 24.01.2025 19:25 — 👍 228    🔁 29    💬 7    📌 2
Post image 30.12.2024 19:38 — 👍 212    🔁 30    💬 9    📌 0
Preview
Break The Chain Stream Break The Chain by Endangered feces on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

m.soundcloud.com/user-9278069...

15.12.2024 20:59 — 👍 31    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
pink butterflies Stream pink butterflies by Endangered feces on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

m.soundcloud.com/user-9278069...

15.12.2024 20:58 — 👍 23    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0

I’d like to cancel my subscription to 2025. I’ve experienced the free 7-day trial and I’m definitely not interested

11.01.2025 17:27 — 👍 612    🔁 108    💬 28    📌 9
Post image 10.01.2025 08:06 — 👍 82    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 10.01.2025 22:19 — 👍 45    🔁 4    💬 7    📌 0

If you want to help a starving cannibal, just give him a hand

17.12.2024 17:28 — 👍 215    🔁 21    💬 17    📌 2

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised

29.12.2024 00:35 — 👍 387    🔁 30    💬 23    📌 1

R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist

29.12.2024 06:19 — 👍 659    🔁 72    💬 19    📌 1
Preview
fluorescent light Stream fluorescent light by Endangered feces on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

New song 👇

m.soundcloud.com/user-9278069...

31.12.2024 03:25 — 👍 25    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 29.12.2024 18:56 — 👍 226    🔁 26    💬 13    📌 1
Post image 30.12.2024 06:33 — 👍 86    🔁 10    💬 4    📌 1

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

29.12.2024 21:53 — 👍 624    🔁 52    💬 23    📌 2

If you ask a tall person to get something off a shelf for you, its only fair that they ask you to pick things off the floor for them

24.12.2024 01:43 — 👍 370    🔁 34    💬 22    📌 12
Post image 31.12.2024 05:56 — 👍 267    🔁 29    💬 21    📌 5
Preview
In my favor Stream In my favor by Endangered feces on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

m.soundcloud.com/user-9278069...

17.12.2024 06:59 — 👍 22    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

Why isnt a group of squids called a squad?

30.12.2024 07:58 — 👍 241    🔁 20    💬 26    📌 1

Wow good question 😂

30.12.2024 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@mongeeese is following 15 prominent accounts