syd (bluesky edition)

My daughter lost her first tooth and put it under her pillow. I replaced it with an even bigger tooth. She wants to play tooth games? Let's dance.

Please stop invoking ancient curses against me. It's mean and it hurts my feelings

Balatro yuri

kind of wild to think about all of the gamefaqs that were written back in the day when there was no money and no real clout to gain from it

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I truly believe that we can come together as a community and be unwell enough to make this website stick

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

still a little weird that clicking chat notifs doesn't open the chat, and also switching accounts feels clunky, but the true dark theme is doing a LOT of heavy lifting now. phew.

oh. turns out i just had this in "dim" mode instead of "dark." crisis averted, this place is more ok than i thought.

it feels like it wants to be that but is a little too... crisp? hard to explain. i wish it FELT like an old app

i never played pokemon </3 if it at least Looked Cool i'd mind the clunk less tbf

i’m sorry my joke didn’t account for your specific life situation and personal preferences but in my defense i hate you and want nothing more than to witness your suffering

the ui of this site is so clunky and atrocious. hanging out on the other one until it becomes truly unbearable, and in that case i will likely focus more on my professional account.

i should probably actually do my layout here huh. may steal from my priv until toast joins and we decide if we're gonna match.

anyway i'll set up my profile visuals eventually. probably. who's to say.

not going to be hanging over here yet but i'm feeling very [gordon porlock vc] hey blue sky!