Nope. I bake and slice my ham the day before. I want to spend the holiday enjoying my company, not working in the kitchen. But I admit that ham is pretty.

We’ll go through it together 🐈‍⬛🤍

Thou shalt not kill schoolchildren to distract from your crimes against children.

I prefer non-lethal distractions from the tRUMPSTEIN Files like renaming the Gulf of Mexico, making Canada the 51st state & buying Greenland. Sure it was hugely offensive to longtime friends & allies, but at least no one died.

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It’s really crazy how much I’ve been agreeing with Rep. Thomas Massie recently!

Beautiful baby but please watch carefully and don't let him eat it.

I'd bust a gut at that one!😆

I smoked for 40 yrs so I KNOW this feeling. Quit 8 yrs ago but every now and then something triggers craving that high.

Amidst the complexity of your responsibilities and challenges, you're rising to the occasion with amazing determination. Own your strength & treat yourself to the same kindness, compassion and care you offer to others. Celebrate the incredible person you are. #Jaye’sMorningLight

In case you need this today. 🐾🤍

The needs of the one outweigh the needs of the few...

1. I heard they can cut lines for that delicious Italian ice
2. SS don't have the beer gut to rock those camo pants
3. Not with their valet skills in loading their special buses

Is she teething or escaping??

Girl, LOVE the size of your cojones! Too bad security didn't let you get one punch in bc I'm sure one would've been enough to knock that pig on his sticky butt. Stay safe. Stay strong 💕

Wishing you a gentle week 🐾🤍

This morning our weatherman said this storm was gonna be "gross." I don't know if I should laugh or cry at that.

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

Pic of the day

#photography

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MUST. SQUISH. BELLY. 😃

Heck yeah I wanna see more! 😍

One of my favorite things is seeing people jumping for joy 😀

smart AND beautiful 🥰

Wish I was there 🙂

Two.
#3 and #6
I have a BA in English (head hung low in shame) 😑

EVERY member of congress who does not support her impeachment is COMPLICIT.TO.MURDER.

I hope every one of them get everything they DESERVE.

Snoopy reminding us that sometimes life gives you cookies... and accidental workouts. Have a good day everybody 👋🏻😊

Hi Lucy!

I refuse to lose our Republic to a guy with swollen ankles and a tribble on his head.