The Red Army

The Red Army

@redarmyomaha.bsky.social

A “discount parody account” for Omaha Athletics. Not affiliated with the University, the Board of Regents, or Reality.

135 Followers 119 Following 32 Posts Joined Aug 2023
3 days ago

Where the chicks are free!

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4 days ago

I don’t remember the last time hockey had zero all-conference players on any team.

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1 week ago

Worried about hockey. A team with no 20-point scorers but, and I’ll concede this, high character guys, is a team of third liners, doomed to bottom half struggle. This roster toss was pitched as our exodus. The burden of proof will rest heavily on the staff next year.

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1 month ago
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2 months ago

Nobody died

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2 months ago

Ours were Canadian goals so it’s still 2 to 1.44.

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2 months ago

Yeah but we’re icing it a lot more

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5 months ago
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The Empty Chair The best Maverick fan there ever was has gone away to college.

The best Maverick fan there ever was has gone away for college. Her old man reflects on fatherhood forged in the stands. redarmyomaha.substack.com/p/the-empty-...

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9 months ago

Daughter, looking at the selection of sparkling water in the fridge: “Look at all those Topos Chico.”

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9 months ago

Stands for “Not Our Mayor.”

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10 months ago

BUH GAWD THAT’S SEAN DYCHE’S MUSIC

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10 months ago

Bruce INCORPORATED

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11 months ago

Looks like Omaha hockey is doing a total roster transplant

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11 months ago
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This just in

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11 months ago

My short list for UND’s head coach:

T. Abdominal Snowman
Bob Roughrider
Steve Sundog
F. Murray Nodak
Elijah Robert “Binky” North Star IV

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11 months ago

Counterpoint: It is no longer 1998

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11 months ago

You can’t spell “Fromage” without “Omaha” and also “gref”

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11 months ago
Seven posters with stripes, six of them with beer mugs, one of them with a white cross on a red background featuring the following refs:

Bokal 
Rankin (cross)
Rosenbaum
Hankes
Watson
Schmitt
Schultz

final Baxter Arena ref beer counter of the season, presented by @redarmyomaha.bsky.social

@secretagentmav.bsky.social
@thenchc.bsky.social

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11 months ago

At least three got thrown out of Baxter tonight. They are in fine form.

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1 year ago

Well, if it was fun it wouldn’t be Maverick hockey.

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1 year ago
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . '' ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . ''

Cloud

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1 year ago

Someone is a goon.

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1 year ago
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Forgot I got this

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1 year ago

Guys I’ve been at work. Are we at war with Maine?

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

We get there eventually!

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1 year ago

Or, at least, information that is new *to us.*

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1 year ago

Omahans may not get it right the first time, but credit us for revising our views in the light of new information. #teamzoo

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1 year ago

Nutjobs are going to think it’s “patriotic” to threaten Canadians who are legally in the US, aren’t they?

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1 year ago

No one could take their eyes off you after you SLAYED in your Jeff Finger jersey

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