The Red Army

The Empty Chair The best Maverick fan there ever was has gone away to college.

The best Maverick fan there ever was has gone away for college. Her old man reflects on fatherhood forged in the stands. redarmyomaha.substack.com/p/the-empty-...

Daughter, looking at the selection of sparkling water in the fridge: “Look at all those Topos Chico.”

Stands for “Not Our Mayor.”

BUH GAWD THAT’S SEAN DYCHE’S MUSIC

Bruce INCORPORATED

Looks like Omaha hockey is doing a total roster transplant

This just in

My short list for UND’s head coach:

T. Abdominal Snowman
Bob Roughrider
Steve Sundog
F. Murray Nodak
Elijah Robert “Binky” North Star IV

Counterpoint: It is no longer 1998

You can’t spell “Fromage” without “Omaha” and also “gref”

Seven posters with stripes, six of them with beer mugs, one of them with a white cross on a red background featuring the following refs: Bokal Rankin (cross) Rosenbaum Hankes Watson Schmitt Schultz

final Baxter Arena ref beer counter of the season, presented by @redarmyomaha.bsky.social

@secretagentmav.bsky.social
@thenchc.bsky.social

At least three got thrown out of Baxter tonight. They are in fine form.

Well, if it was fun it wouldn’t be Maverick hockey.

a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . '' ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . ''

Cloud

Someone is a goon.

Forgot I got this

Guys I’ve been at work. Are we at war with Maine?

We get there eventually!

Or, at least, information that is new *to us.*

Omahans may not get it right the first time, but credit us for revising our views in the light of new information. #teamzoo

Nutjobs are going to think it’s “patriotic” to threaten Canadians who are legally in the US, aren’t they?

No one could take their eyes off you after you SLAYED in your Jeff Finger jersey

1. Other than to open the game, faceoffs should be eliminated. Defenseman tilts his stick so a slapper goes into the netting? Offense gets the puck back in its own end with defense behind the red line.

2. Overtime hockey should consist of alternating power plays until the tie is broken.

If you don’t care for country music about blowing shit up, Military Appreciation Night at Baxter can be a bit of a slog

With a shootout it theoretically could go on forever.

Bingbong has gone down the rabbit hole of people who get unironically married at the Ralph

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