Sharts of Narsil

Really thought this bird was reaching back and showing it's butthole. Cool bird though.

Once again I went off and forgot about the sky. Hello jagweeds.

Id just call you sticky papa the whole time we made love.

Forgot all about the blue skies. Life update.

2 years sober. Don't really have it in me to make some big post about how I feel and junk. But I guess 2 years is pretty good and even though I fucking hate being sober it's still the best thing I've ever done. Copper boom.

Sometimes you just need a little Reba

One of the best parts about having aphantasia is that when I get a song stuck in my head, I can't hear the music, so it's just me chanting "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" or the Reba theme song over and over.

This crossover was made for me

Merry Sunday jagweeds, hope y'all get real weird with it. Or not, ain't none of my business.

Remember to get your pills ready for the week and listen to Goblin Girl, or really anything put out by @fiadh.bsky.social.

I'll have to make one for your album

My animal crossing life is basically my real life, except I run a lot more and talk to people. Also rocking my new "give me $5 on pump 3" shirt.

Found this in my mailbox

Survived the covid. Nice try, jesus, you dingus. Maybe next time.

A flag worth fighting for.

sober boy

Much like professor Tony Hawk, I've landed a 720.

Day 4 of covid. All of my bones have fallen out, it's snowing and these 4 tapes are gonna cure me. @weregnomerecords.bsky.social

I was there Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago when the only porn I possessed was a solitary picture of a boob that I had stolen from a health book at the library. I was there, cranking it under the soft glow of my worm light, while the sounds of Game Freak twinkled on the screen.

New Isolation/Fantasy Initiative shirts came in. But more importantly they dropped a new sticker. (Featuring other stickers from @rogueprintco.bsky.social & @markjarrellart.bsky.social)

Bones trying to escape is such a good way of putting it. I think this is my 4th or 5th time having it. Got that real strong immune system 🙄

Covid survival kit.

Shit I wish I still had that oblivion poster.

I'll include you in the foreword, or at least in the Tumblr chapters.

Wakes up craving peanut butter. Reaches under the bed and grabs the emergency jar of peanut butter. Pulls a kabar from between the mattress and box spring. Enjoys a risky but well-prepared smackerel of peanut butter. Falls back asleep.

—"Conversations with a Headstone Carver," a memoir by Jason

If my psychiatrist offered to send literature about a new medication, but the "literature" was just blurry pictures from a book, am I required to take legal action for such a criminal act? Can I sue for inconvenience?

All these christian moms won't be so horny for heaven when they realize there's no NCIS up there.

Used to walk into a bar, and they knew my drink. Now I walk into a pharmacy, and they have my pills ready on the counter.