At least he died doing what he loved: spreading batshit insane conspiracy theories and arguing against gun regulations.

Also, Sugar Ray starring in this movie is the James Gunn equivalent of that episode of Charmed where the whole plot centers on a Dishwalla concert. Or the weird Hootie & the Blowfish arc on Friends.

This is your quinquennial reminder that the movie Scooby Doo (2002) features, as its chase-scene music, a big-band ska-esque song titled "Man with the Hex" that is basically a parodic cover of "Magic Dance" from The Labyrinth. #jamesgunn #scoobydoo

Folks familiar with #Tesla know that #Musk designed juvenile model numbers to spell out SEXY in leetspeak: Models S, 3, X, and Y. I propose a new approach -- Teslas are either early Leftist Eco-Teslas or recent MAGA-Fascist Teslas. The only two kinds that count. #fuckmaga #fuckelon #fucktesla

It's that time again! If you're feeling energized by May Day, and if you didn't already invest in a fancy hat for the Kentucky Derby, why not join Fox City Lit for an afternoon of prose and poetry by some talented local authors of the DMV? Hope you can make it! 🦊

Watching Upstart Crow on Britbox, Erika and I are debating whether Kit Marlowe dying his hair is an effective way to go undercover. It's a full on Clark Kent / Superman situation. But maybe that's enough?

If your argument against higher education is that people become liberal when they get educated, you're kind of telling on yourself.

#Winning in the #TrumpEconomy.

To all the #AWP folks free for a Saturday offsite, come check out this great lineup at Audio Graph Beer Co. #AWP25

Hear me out: We convert Chuck Schumer into a vending machine serving matzoh soup. In the coming U.S. Civil War and the global conflict that results, the last isolated pockets of humanity will rebuild civilization based upon a rock-hard sense of the common good and the fabled Schumer matzoh recipe.

If Will Ferrell attended Georgetown Prep.

I keep looking for a middle ground between #swasticar and #felon and #f_elon and #billionairepegging and #grimestmz and #failedpenissurgery and #palewhalebod and #molotovcocktails and stuff. But then I remember that Elon Musk never created anything. He just bought companies with inherited wealth.

Very glad that the US government is now operating on merit, hiring only the best. Otherwise, a bunch of rich white male teenaged interns who were fired from their last gigs for fraud and corruption might not have had the chance to take over the IRS and the Social Security Administration. #swasticar

(b) The relieving thing about that bartender saying jet fuel can't melt steel beams is that someone was themself, in all their dumbass uninformed worldview, and bullshitting about it at happy hour at an Irish pub. Never mind that they're totally wrong--re: jet fuel vs steel. They spoke their soul.

Two addenda to this drunk post: (a) when I say that people in DC wear masks, I mean that they're 90% phonies who are playing socio-political chess at all times, NOT that they wear physical masks. Wearing physical masks is good. Covid is still out there, along with flu &c. \

I was priced out of D.C. years ago. My NoVA life has lots of benefits, like enough $$ to move back to the city. I won't. I like where I am. People in D.C. wear masks. My first happy hour in NoVa, the bartender talked sports. Then asked: "You do know that jet fuel can't melt steel beams?" Authentic.

"Cybertrucks look like cars built from off-brand Legos." --Erika. #fuckelon

One thing that keeps throwing me about 1938 Weimar Version 2.0 is: while it's turning out to be similarly devastating & disheartening for fans of democracy everywhere, today's totalitarians are dorks who dress like pubescent edgelords & drunk Bronies. Srsly, where's your Hugo Boss fashion, bros?

The Onion (@theonion) on Threads Trump’s North American Tariffs: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/trumps-north-american-tariffs-myth-vs-fact/

If I know anything from my decades of studying tariffs on tulips, it's that the end result is always cannibalism. And the top politician is always the first to go.

The Daily Show (@thedailyshow) on Threads Come on down to the White House Tesla Auto Mall!

Teslers are on the road every day, they tell me.

Turns out my severe OCD is just my brain's way of compensating for my severe ADHD.

Nothing says winning like tens of thousands of people suddenly unemployed while planes randomly fall from the sky. #DOGEbags #PresidentMusk

Aw. What an adorable harbinger of the end of all things!

Tell me you know how to make a Molotov cocktail without showing me a Molotov cocktail. #killtherich #thatsjustthenameofthebook #eventhoughyestherichhavebeenkillingusforprofitsincebirth #andanyonewholivesoffofagrandparentspatentshoulddie #myfamilyslandwasstolenbyandrewkackson #nevertrustandrews

DJ Jazzy Theft here has saved the US a few million dollars on DEI while scoring more than 150 billion for himself, tax free. But when you look at the Dogebag cum-purse that is his plasticine face (he ordered the "male superhero" surgery and got the "incel") aren't you proud, America?

That tattoo on my chest? Why, no that's just in German. It says, "The, Trump. The."