i’m almost out of olive oil
02.09.2025 00:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@zmlorenz.bsky.social
writer (in theory), corgi mom, cryptid ✨ she/her
since returning to the office three days a week, i have truly come to appreciate how much buying a fun little drink can turn your day around
20.08.2025 17:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0do you think, as cybernetic augmentations become more mainstream, sports will delineate into “tech” and “meat” leagues?
24.04.2025 17:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0now that british transphobes are essentially a protected category, the only consequences they can face are social and informal. it's your civic duty to be a complete piece of shit to them until they delete their accounts.
17.04.2025 17:06 — 👍 271 🔁 85 💬 5 📌 0this is just like when i discovered that yoga and exercise really DO help my mental health 😩
08.04.2025 19:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bad news everyone: this pomodoro shit actually works 😒
08.04.2025 19:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i wanna talk about the books i've read but i don't want y'all to be able to draw the straight lines between the books i love and the wips i write
05.04.2025 05:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"if it’s too cold for you to stay outside, it’s too cold for your pet to stay outside" can you tell my dog that, environment canada?? he seems to think -32°C is perfect frolicking weather
19.01.2025 03:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0to the lady blasting adele so loudly i could hear it from the bus stop at main and mcdermot: i hope your day gets better
13.12.2024 22:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0dear canada post,
please give your workers fair wages and whatever else they're asking for. they deliver mail all winter in manitoba so they deserve it.
also i need to order a gift from a company that only uses canada post.
pls. it's not too late for you to save christmas.
love,
zoe
new adulting achievement unlocked: cried over bills at midnight when i was supposed to be sleeping
05.12.2024 06:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if i write a whole ass fantasy book and some booktoker posts about how they skipped all of the non-dialogue parts i would be so mad. the non-dialogue is where the story happens!!
30.11.2024 04:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it should be illegal for an ingredients list to just say “spices” like i’m not trying to steal your secret recipe, doritos, i just want to know if my dog can have a chippy
24.11.2024 19:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0things i want to do:
- write
- read
- train my dog to do fun tricks
things i am doing:
- going to work
- surviving
A corgi on his back looking up at the camera from a raised dog bed with his paws resting on his belly.
hello everyone! this is oliver. he’s my main distraction from reading and writing these days, but i love him anyways.
15.11.2024 19:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0