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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

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What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle?

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What game do reindeer love to play at sleepovers?

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How do you make a water bed bouncier?

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What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?

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What is a Christmas wreath of $100 bills called?

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What do you get when a group of musical sweet potatoes comes together?

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What kind of key can’t open doors?

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How many feet are in a yard?

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What do you call someone who raises hens?

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What’s the best kind of jacket to wear when hiking?

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What did the fish say after swimming into a cement wall?

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

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What's the easiest kind of building to lift?

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Why did the soldier get rejected from the Marines but accepted into the Navy?

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What do you call a stressed Darth Vader?

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Who’s the best candy wrapper?

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What color is the wind?

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What do you call a wild dog that meditates?

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How do you make a witch scratch?

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Why was the skeleton afraid to go into the haunted house?

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Why did the ghoul measure himself against the wall?

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What type of pasta attaches itself to everything?

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What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm?

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Why are New Yorkers always so grouchy?

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Why didn’t the teddy bear want any anniversary cake?

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What do you call a boyfriend who is good at gardening?

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It's "National Moldy Cheese Day", so we'll ask...which is the most religious of all the cheeses?

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What did the duck say to the waiter when he brought the check?

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Who do you call to clean the ocean?

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