𝙆𝘼𝙍𝙀𝙉!

//HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[ @three-sided-ruler.bsky.social ]

See, now THERE’S a world domination success story!

If only my husband could take notes from you…

"ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴄ̷ᴏ̷ʀ̷ᴘ̷ꜱ̷ᴇ̷ꜱ̷! ꜱᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟ ꜱᴏᴏɴ."

| #GravityFallsRP
| #RPSKY
| #MVRP

Oh?

Well, I suppose I am getting on in years…

Target them to Russia, they’ll almost certainly think it’s American aggression and retaliate.

Hydrogen bombs would be the most effective. Not much can survive them.

…I’m listening.

[What did you expect? She’s an EVIL supercomputer.]

//I’ve got motivation for her again

//Hi guys

Are you okay?

//Hi guys

//Thank you Raine we should write this year

//Hi guys

[Karen is currently enjoying some peace and quiet, as she reads a book.]

[She’s doing some light housework around the Chum Bucket.]

Well, hello, Pigeon! Aren’t you just the cutest?

[She holds them high above her monitor in response.]

What is WRONG with you!?

Ohhhh, why, hello there, little one!

[She holds the blueprints behind herself.]

I don’t think so.

⚡KRACKO First drawing of the year!! And my, what a glow up! (I can’t help but cringe a little at the old one 😭)

2026 ❄️ —> 2024

(…okay, lots to unpack there—)

You are NOT eating my evil schematics, and that is FINAL!

…Okay. Well. You are not eating my blueprints, “Rocksteady.”

And YOU’RE not eating it, what— whatever your name is.

[She looks at him, dumbfounded.]

…It’s a piece of PAPER.

[She’s sketching some blueprints for some kind of evil device.]

[She’s doing some light housework around the Chum Bucket.]

//

//EATS YOU

//Plankton 😡