‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕯𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎 .ᐟ

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𝓘 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗠 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐓
𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝐎𝐅 ...

elysia 🩷

I'M STILL GIGGLING OVER THIS 😭

elysia 🩷

little blob man has it out for me 💀

elysia 🩷

i just fought like 4 metas in a row . none of them were the same person 💀 what does this mean for me

elysia 🩷

I KEEP GETTING INTK MATCHES AGAINST META KNIGHTS ONLINE ON SMASH BROS HELPPPPP

[ he may be a genius, but even geniuses have their lapses in judgment sometimes .ᐟ

he gasps and quickly takes a step back, staring at the sword ── it takes him a couple seconds, but he does reply . ]

... are you sure ── sorry, the robot ── i was taking him out for a spin after some fixes ── 💧

[ he finally manages to make his way over to her ── when donatello is behind her, he has to stop momentarily to catch his breath . ]

... hey, uh, miss .ᐣ i'm so sorry about that, are you alright ──

... uh oh ── ( 💧 )

[ he quickly runs in the direction of the shout to check on whoever got hurt . ]

he gives her a look that practically screams ' i know ' . 💀🙏

“ that's not needed ── but if you're going to insist on that, um ── maybe over time . we can't eat 30 boxes at once without at least 10 going bad, after all .ᐟ ” 💧

💀 .

“ well, yes . ”

😭🙏 .

“ of course, i'm glad to have helped you find this out . ” 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

yeah, you got CAUGHT 👹

“ they're wrestling turtles from another planet with some pretty heavy accents . ”

😭 .

“ if it were raphael or michelangelo standing here, they would have probably done it too ── so i can't entirely be mean to catharina . ” 👺

💀🙏

“ isn't he .ᐣ all of them are something . you should meet hans and fitz . ”

NOT HANS AND FITZ 💀🙏 .

“ thank you .ᐟ unlike my 👹 sister 👹, i'll make sure EVERYONE gets some . ”

“ you know what, you might just be right . i mean, we haven't seen z and baxter or big louie in a LONG time ── or even the rat king .ᐟ ”

he 👹 GASPS 👹 .

“ catharinaaaaaa ......... ” 👺

“ great, thanks for asking .ᐟ other than, you know, the villains . all of them have really been becoming more active lately, not just shredder and krang . ” 💧

he blinks at her . 💀

“ the ... the what you baked for us .ᐣ i haven't seen any cookies . ” 😦

a loud sigh . 💀

“ if you had ducked, it probably would have kept going .ᐟ ”

“ it's not coming after you .ᐟ

... well, um, kind of . it went haywire, but i've got it deactivated now ── ” 💧

donatello finally manages to stop it JUST in front of evelyn ── the drone falls to the ground . 😭

“ ... uh oh . don't tell me it hit her . ” 💧

he's VERY unaware that she only fainted . 💀

[ @flyingblade.bsky.social . ]

he's out and taking metalhead for a spin after giving him a tune up ── the robotic turtle blasts a hole in a nearby tree .

[ @xofredrosesx.bsky.social . ]

there's a drone heading RIGHT in her direction at fast speeds ── and a particular mutant turtle trying to chase after it with a remote control in hand . 💀

elysia 🩷

elysia 🩷

just know the turtles would main snake, kirby, falco, &&. meta knight . i won't tell you who mains who, but it should be obvious 👹

elysia 🩷

i want to draw the 1987 cast as characters i think they'd main in smash bros but i'm lazy 🥀

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𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬 𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬
「 * 𝗕𝗔𝗫𝗧𝗘𝗥 」 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒
──── 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫,

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𝓦𝐄 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐖𝐄'𝐃
𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 𝗕𝗬 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝑺𝑼𝑹𝑬 ...

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𝓟𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ
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