Eve 𖤐🜏

i love going to class looking like i just rolled out of bed (i did)

i absolutely would not but those ribs look good

AHHHHHHH I MISS TEXT BASED PLATFORMS I MISS MY OLD TWITTER I MISS TWITTER BEFORE ELON FUCKED IT ALL UP

i want jfk junior for president just so the cia can do the funniest thing in history

just got asked the question “do you read anything other than lesbian smut?” no?????wtf kinda question

screenshot of an instagram story with too many story tabs to count. the tabs are so small they’re almost dots.

bro we on instagram

lol. lmao even

i’m so anxious i might throw up (ive been laying down for hours and am getting overwhelmed playing animal crossing)

it’s so silly to me whenever tv shows use a “hacker” plot line bc. that’s not how that works. they cannot just “hack into the mainframe” of a HOSPITAL. and disable every single screen there. not how that works and i don’t even know anything about computers

me when i’m so anxious i could literally throw up (im sitting in a car)

why do brits get soooo upset when americans boil water in the microwave. its the same damn thing it gets the water hot either way fuck off you pretentious brit

OOOHH AUUHGGHHHH OHHHHHH HEADACHE

i mean. i have a crazy headache and no advil but.

currently at my job i haven’t had for months bc im back in town and yk what it’s not bad

soooo tired. took 4 melatonin last night and still didn’t sleep well.

turning on the oven as a heat source in my cold ass house

how is helluva received on here. since this is basically twitter b4 musk shat all over it. is there as much controversy over it here

i’m gonna paint a clown for my family’s white elephant thing but i’m not gonna tell them anything about the clown. they will have to figure out on their own it is fizzarolli from helluva boss

i have my job at w*lmart but for some reason i am not scheduled at all for the entire time im in town and it says i can’t pick up any shifts. fuck you

“yeah we gave you all the weapons you wanted but now people don’t like me so can you pls pls pleeeaaaseeee be nicer??? pretty please don’t use the weapons i gave you🥺🥺”

i’m thinking about the time in my catholic 8th grade where we watched an episode of spongebob and assigned each of the 7 deadly sins to a character (with reasons)

or we could just do something about fossil fuels,,but they won’t do that bc fossil fuels fund them ❤️

A card reads: "Prisoners Sue Alabama, Calling Prison Labor System a Form of Slavery. The 10 plaintiffs, who are all Black, say the state regularly denies incarcerated people parole so that they can be “leased” out for their labor, often for little or no money."

A group of current and former prisoners sued the state of Alabama on Tuesday, saying that its system of prison labor is a modern form of slavery that forces them to work for the benefit of government agencies and private businesses. www.nytimes.com/2023/12/12/u...

i love my roommate but GODDAMN it’s hot in here.

“i’m a bi lesbian” how abt u go bi a gun

After Nazis marched openly in the USA chanting "Jews will not replace us" the Western Press told us how important it was to uphold freedom of speech.
Now that the majority is calling for the end of a genocide by a colonial apartheid project, the Press is retiring the word "genocide"
Western Values

A major component of the enshittification of American media is that actual reporting on higher ed, which requires expertise on arcane norms and procedures as well as sourcing within state governments, has been jettisoned in favor of far cheaper and easier to produce hot-takes and outrage mongering.

or we could start a revolution and not have to deal with either genocide joe or a dictator 🖤🖤

For some reason I think the world's richest man who allies with the GOP turning one of the largest social networks in the world into a neo-Nazi factory is worse for the Jews than anything happening on the campus of an Ivy League school.