budum

When I say something that’s true I say “That’s true” so people know it wasn’t a lie

That’s true

The sun and the moon get redder on the horizon because the sky is stealing all their blue

Dear Santa,

You’ve been served.

Nighttime

Mojave wasteland

Yum

Well, kinda…. I think so…

I went hiking and got pulled over by a park ranger

Got any notes down there?

Feeling kinda…. 𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘺…..

You get it this time

That damn gyroid’s at the door again

Youre the only one

I've got two stigmatisms

Oh you've got a stigmatism? I've got two

Crong Bisby

Hey I just want to apologize fornthat whole thing our ratings were really low that quarter

Great nancy face first panel

Youre capable of so many riffs. You just need to reply yourself!

Have you no 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜? Have you no 𝙗𝙤𝙨𝙗𝙮?

Just got drafted to serve in the Spanish-American War

My journalism isn’t yellow. More of a tasteful lemon chiffon

If Upton Sinclair tried to expose working conditions in my factories I’d just kill him. Welcome to the jungle buddy

Thinking about becoming a titan of industry, or at least a robber baron

You’re capable of so much. You just need to apple yourself!
Thats how the orchard owners talk to trees

Couple drafts to purge

Have you no 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜? Have you no 𝙗𝙤𝙨𝙗𝙮?

Remember to eat some crunchy purples