@budum.bsky.social
My facilities include: an extensive library, a dining room known as the coffee room, a Morning Room, a drawing room on the first floor, a restored smoking room (smoking is no longer permitted) on the upper floor, and a suite of bedrooms.
This was right before they decided to be dogs or seals
Beat him with the shovels
Hiws that?
The Smithereens not being a Smiths cover band I consider especially heinous
Weve all been there
Thats the first step. The shadow forms inwardly
I try not to
People keep telling me to read theory. Buddy, I got a theory. It says when people die they wake up as seagulls, and thats what seagulls are
Oh ok
You have absolutely no idea what it’s like to drive a bus there.
You guys literally have no idea.
Vampires probably get hit by cars backing up all the time
Ah, to be a Dubrovački bus driver
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@jav.scd.lol
Hey, just wanted to let you know I’ve been commenting on some of your posts
Regardless of how I feel, it’s gonna need another Mississippi
I’m on that one Mississippi two Mississippi three Mississippi type shit
Stimulants are really great for when you wanna do drugs but you’re at work
Doing some research
I sure hope a little seahorse doesn’t float past me in the water and say neigh
/sarcasm
Dreamt that I went to a very old natural history museum, and the plaque below the whale skeleton read: "An Fishe swoll'n beyonde Reason"
fell out of a tree and experienced large parts of the Iliad in my coma, when I woke up my bully was totally chill with me now we're boyfriends
Lord, when I look back at our footprints in the sand, what's with this section here? There's a line between your footprints, what's that?
Jesus: that's where I let my shit haaaaaang bruh lmao bet you didn't know I was packing like that
Taquito. Its funnier out loud
They should make a dog whos in your house but only when yiure there and there isnt hair everywhere
Entirely true
People called nerevarine, they go, the mines
Now John why don’t you have a seat right there for me
Perfect bushmiller