Max Jägerman

Fuck nerds!

*he eats shit.*

I didn’t know emos could fight!

💜 & ↺ ?

#NANBAKARP #MVRP #ILOVEANIME

*max narrowly redirects his punch with his arm and tackles the emo to the ground, his fist cocked, ready to punch his head in.*

I AM JÄGERMAN!!!!!!

//it’s safe to assume he has a decent amount of fight experience in him so I decided to give him this one little evasion

*he scoffed.*

Shut up bitch.

*kyle and Jason drew closer.*

You just earned yourself a flick it ticket, Nerd.

*he punched him in the balls.*

DID I SAY YOU COULD SMOKE, EMO?

*max Jägerman and his two jock associates Jason and Kyle walked up towards suguru.*

*he punched the cigarette out of his mouth.*

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    ❴🫀❵ : Hab es aus meiner Brust gerissen. Mit diesem Herz hab ich die Macht﹙Mein Herz brennt﹚
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I HATE NERDS!!!

Go watch the musical…. It’s preem….//

Still I can’t wait for some dude to like actually kill him!//

I can’t wait for max to just like die I have something real good planned//

Sorry couldn’t hear you over your Bitching

*he opened up a locker that seemingly just showed up as if it was a stage prop*

Shove yourself in there, BITCH!

a man wearing a varsity jacket with the letter h on the front ALT: a man wearing a varsity jacket with the letter h on the front

*he tried to punch him in the face*

I’m no nerd, I’m a literal…-

I roar!
And you cry!
I'm the reason
You run and hide!

I’m a literal MONSTER!🎶

Oh of course notttt *he scoffed as he retracted his hand.*

I’ll teach you a lesson later, fucknugget!

My nerd senses are going off the charts

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME, BITCH?!

I AM JÄGERMAN!
I MAKE HATCHETFIELD HIGH MY LITTLE BITCH

*he attempted to gut punch the marine.*

SHUT UP NERD!

*the jock just dropped all of his canned beers on the floor alongside his jaw.*

Freaky ass Bitch!!

#Cyber/Schrix

Seems like a fun idea

(Stolen from key)

Did someone say musicals

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  𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙴𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙳 :

⠀⠀𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙽𝙰𝙲𝙻𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝚂𝚃𝚁𝙴𝙽𝙶𝚃𝙷，

⠀𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙽𝙰𝙲𝙻𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝙿𝙴𝚁𝙵𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽，

𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙽𝙰𝙲𝙻𝙴 𝙾𝙵 ．．．𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶．

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀#JBARP x #MVRP

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⠀ 𝘏𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥
𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳
⠀⠀ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙙𝙮 𝙊𝙛 𝙂𝙖𝙡𝙯𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙜.
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Blackbeard ship pulls up, camera turns to him where Blackbeard says “So this is the place” and then the next frame is him posing with his wanted poster of nearly 4 billion berri and saying “WELL THEN, LETS START THIS NEW ERA OFF WITH A BANG! ZEHAHAHAHA!”

“ZEHAHAHA! BLUESKY WILL BE TERRITORY OF THE BLACKBEARD PIRATES!”

#ParodySky #Parodytwt #MVRP

"My writer forgot about here... What a bozo he can't kill me off forever"

𝐖𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.

#parodybluesky / #RPBSK / #PARODYBSK / #PARODYBS 𝐗 #MVRP X #Dorohedororp

Dunno why the fuck the warehouse feels so different tod- wait what the fuck where is the bird why is it a butterfly WH

[Angry pissed off chair has joined parody bluesky]

He looks like a nerd

I don’t give a fuck what you are you nerdy prude because you just earned yourself a Flick it Ticket, Bitch!

I AM JÄGERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*he made a attempt to nut tap the sabretooth.*