Jill.

!!

( wide eyes. )

did. did you just grab—??

with cheese, of course. i’m normal.

my gaydar made some funky ass noises whenever i first met her, so i think that’s proof enough.

man. i need a baconator.

yyeah. Exactly. exactly what i’m saying.

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.

the look, i mean. they’re all—

( making hand gestures. )

you know.

SHE SAID SHE WAS FREAKY BUT MY LAST &!+€# DID [[Stranger Things]]

you don’t see it? they have the same eyes and everything!

joker.

i’m imagining the little trash ball hitting her forehead from this

must be twins.

wow they even look similar

joker.

yes it is.

joker.

that’s just embarrassing. being gay is your whole trademark you can’t fuck that up

joker.

look away guys i’m a cringe roleplay account

I am quite fond of Yuri Lowenthal.

Slungus

ehe… ehehe… um, but anyway. yeah no i’m gonna bad touch you first

( trying to look seductive but she just bursts out laughing. girl. )

yes PLEASE.

it clicks in her head, and she gasps loudly. )

wh— are you a HORSE GIRL??

you’re an “umamusume”?

( she leaned from side to side, trying to get a good look at what was different. after some observation, she noticed the large, animal-like ears and the tail that she probably should’ve seen earlier. once she puts “born to run” and “uma racing” together, ++

( fidgeting a bit, she steps closer as well. )

um. hhaha. i— yeah.

( it’s still terrifying to put into words, though. )

this should be a NATIONAL holiday.

there’s definitely an exit. t. there has to be. we have to go look, at least.

( jill refuses to believe her whole life has changed at the drop of a hat. there’s just no way. with a glance, she sets off in a random direction— it didn’t look like it mattered, anyway. )

easy gingerbrave W

endless?

( she looks around, at the labyrinthical yellow-papered walls that stretched on and on. )

haha, you don’t… you don’t mean that. pssh. nothings endless. nothing.

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kuru kuru kuru kuru kuru kurikaesu kurikaesu

fura fura fura fura fura fura furakutaru

…uh, yeah. you alright there?

( she tilts her head. )

i guess you’ve been in here…? wherever, um. here is. i dunno why all THIS is under my apartment. i don’t even live on the first floor, so this makes no sense at all…

( she looks up while rubbing her ass… huh. another person…? well, at least it’s not some monster. )

uh. hey there.

( she gets up and dusts her vest off. )

?!—

( suddenly, from through the ceiling, a woman noclipped inside and crashed onto the ground with a loud thud. )

aghhhh… owww… what the fuck? where is this??