Jack

Ahhhh congratulations you absolute king 😍😍🥳🥳

The meme that's a painting of two muscular arms doing an epic handshake. One arm is labeled "my train autism" the other is labeled "my uniform kink" and their hands coming together is labeled "the most unholy infatuation with every train conductor I see

We're doing a Christmas Train ride thing and I'm feral

A photo of me kneeling on my bed facing away from the camera, naked from the waist down. my legs are spread, there's a ball stretcher on my balls and a butt plug in me.

Something a little different for ya this Saturday 😘

A photo of my legs up on my desk. I've got on white almost knee high socks with red and blue striped on the top. There's a hockey game on my computer monitor

I've been very much enjoying long socks lately.

You are all handsome kings so this makes sense

100%. It'll be interesting to see if any of these countries that are threatening non-participartion and such will actually follow through when push comes to shove. I have doubts but hey a man can dream 🤷🏼‍♂️

A cropped screenshot from my Spotify Wrapped showing that my top song of the year was Erika Vikman's ICH KOMME

Ah, a fellow man of excellent taste, I see

A screenshot from the BBC News app of an article titled "Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in" below which are two images, one of some broken liquor bottles on the floor of the liquor store, and the other of a raccoon passed out laying face down in a bathroom

Been there, girl

What I wouldn't do for this view IRL 😍😘

This 100%. Welcome new hockey gays. Come over to my house, watch the Devils game with me. I'll answer any questions you have and then we'll make out a bunch.

A photo of my hard cock in peeking out from under the sheets

"Alright fine champ, I'll show you. But just this once ok?"

You are really cute all the time 😍

Henry is the best 😭😭

Welp

A photo of Celine Dion on the phone, with a serious/slightly uneasy expression, the image has the french sentence "Je telephone a la police" on it

The absolute audacity

Debating fucking someone later just so I can see his dog.

"You used to like Delta Burke, Suzanne Sugarbaker"

Mom, just call me a faggot

(Flashing lights warning)

Debating become a vaporwave artist whose samples consist entirely of The Carpenters and 2000s infomercials.

A screenshot from the Finch self care app of my bird, Bippy saying "Oh they're telling The Ugly Duckling, cheep! It's about accepting there for who they are. Kind of like our friendship! Here, sit next to me~"

This feels like a read, Bippy

Only if I get to try your secret sauce 😘

I'm ready to be at your service 😘

I mean I do really wanna try your buns

Here I was, thinking you couldn't get any hotter and then you go and drop a Girls' Generation reference.

A photo of me standing in my kitchen, wearing nothing but a blue and white striped apron. I'm holding a bowl of cake batter and licking a spatula. I have an utterly vacant facial expression. My semi hard dick is poking out of the apron

Kitchen Himbo at your service 😛

I have to imagine there was some kind of "network" of gay dudes who worked at some labs and would develop the stuff they weren't supposed to

Oxxbridge Galleries (where I got these) is great, they can be pricey sometimes but I've always had good experiences with them. AdultStuffOnly .com is also great

In which I spend just over two minutes talking about vintage gay porn and show some cool stuff I just acquired.

Eyyyy turquoise yeti gang 😂

A mirror selfie of me in a grey t shirt, my jeans pulled down, a pair of blue and yellow striped briefs pulled down just a little. And my hard cock curving upwards

A nice lil curve for ya 😘

It's so fun. But you are trapped now. 😂