Everyone else: Get packin' or stop quackin'

I believe the proper response would be “hey, fuck you Sir!”.

I love having kids at social functions. As a man I admired once said, “the great thing about kids is that they knock the corners off everything”.

Mars Tar.

Didn’t William Lear, inventor of the Lear jet, name his daughter Chandel?

Also History Prof at Howard .

Packaging designers.

President Trump barked an order at us to remove an ad he didn’t like. He can’t tolerate us ignoring him so he got petulant. Again. Who does he think we are, Republicans?

Kirk scored 2 runs in the same inning.

“That’s nobody’s business but the Turks….”

Sorry Seattle. I’m a Pacific Coaster - but North of the line.

Indeed! And a “hot damn!” too.

Canada's largest memorial at Vimy Ridge has the names of over 11,000 Canadian soldiers who have no known grave.

I always find the inscription “Known unto God” deeply moving.

Sacco and Vanzetti.

Looks like stolen velour.

Please complete the following sentence to establish your bona fides: “God damn them all, I was told…..”

Your strategic use of capitals is genius!

Ulysses Grant on his strategy; “I intend to find the enemy and hit him as hard as I can”.

Who needs Clausewitz?

What kind of person is both capable and willing to do this?

Their assumption is that any criticism of them is a criticism of the country.

Tough guys on the internet can be a source of endless amusement.

Took me a minute….
Lid. Doffed.

So can Heinemann.

Well done you!

I told my History students that whenever someone began a sentence with “history proves that”, whatever follows will be a lie.

On behalf of the rest of the planet, I’m begging you not to do this.

We’re gonna need some rules here. Ok, first claim gets the house, but only if they keep all the tacky furniture and stuff. Yes, even that glo-in-the-dark head of Jesus floor lamp…

I believe it was October 23 1929.

America needs to ask itself “What would Joliet Jake do?”