II Hands II Horny @chiproheaux

hmm 👀👀

07.02.2026 14:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

watching more romance and drama in 2026, but now i’m awake staring at my ceiling after plainclothes

03.02.2026 06:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

25 is a hot age to me that i’m not even mad 2 separate people in their birthday texts to me this morning said “halfway to 50!”

01.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

there’s a wild bond between you and the coworkers you watched softcore porn at a bar with (heated rivalry night)

31.01.2026 13:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

finally watching bugonia and I should’ve been sat a while ago wow

26.01.2026 04:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

maintanence came to check the hot water SECONDS before I was about to whip my dick out

24.01.2026 03:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i volunteerrrr

17.01.2026 15:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a picture of my feet on a dry sauna bench

i missed the sauna so bad

15.01.2026 16:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve gotta get a porn setup i think, getting lube on my phone when i switch dildo hands is lameee

14.01.2026 06:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman is crying with the words somebody sedate me written below her Alt: a woman (christina yang/sandra oh) is crying with the words somebody sedate me written below her

all of my coworker friends are leaving my job in the next month…

08.01.2026 18:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

vouch

08.01.2026 05:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

in desperate need to hear a full dj set but my best options for new years are a boy who I just got over a nasty crush on and the new girl at work… so let’s get messy

30.12.2025 01:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i did misread pen as peen, which could make equally as much sense

27.12.2025 03:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wait need those omg

21.12.2025 05:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a new coworker also randomly dropped how she was so excited for this heated rivalry episode and it was our third conversation

21.12.2025 03:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“do you like kissing me” “sure” I just had to slam my computer screen shut

21.12.2025 03:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i just found out i am the jealous type… this is so crazy

20.12.2025 04:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my favorite jock is getting frayed… time for an early christmas present for myself 😈

18.12.2025 16:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

currently sick in bed and sat for knives out 3, someone take that unit off of benoit blanc’s head right fucking now

14.12.2025 06:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

went to the evanston chili’s since it’s closing and got several a free margarita who wants to 🫂

14.12.2025 01:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Late #fcf 🍆

13.12.2025 06:59 — 👍 587 🔁 56 💬 10 📌 1

Today’s the day, the sun is shining, the tank is clean 🧼

#fcf #fatcockfriday #blackgaysky #gaychub

12.12.2025 13:36 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

need

11.12.2025 04:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

logistically, in like a thumb scan way or a face id way?

10.12.2025 15:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

work crush saw i was upset and tried to cheer me up with a random would you rather about dogs and cats…

dear reader, i was upset because my childhood dog died mid shift 💀

10.12.2025 03:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a pixelated man holds up his hand in front of a purple background that says " this right here " Alt: a pixelated man holds up his hand in front of a purple background that says " this right here "

10.12.2025 02:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

did someone just try to catfish me… as druski??

09.12.2025 02:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Morninggg

08.12.2025 15:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this spawned a 2 phone call about the men in our lives so if you need a yapper

07.12.2025 14:54 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

spent all day jorking it and it’s been magical

07.12.2025 02:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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