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@chiproheaux.bsky.social

24 | πŸ“chicago | he/him | 18+ |βœŠπŸΎπŸ‰ | D&D, baking, microbio + cancer research, & dick! dms open

305 Followers  |  334 Following  |  413 Posts  |  Joined: 06.11.2024  |  2.0409

Latest posts by chiproheaux.bsky.social on Bluesky

most of the time gay animal lingo feels excessive to me, but i’ve gotta give it up to whoever came up with polar bear, that’s just creative

04.11.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wait i forgot what day it was I already failed nnn????

02.11.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gay couples costumes but it’s twink elphaba and dulcibear

31.10.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
standard picture of my penis

standard picture of my penis

late night 😴

#gay #gaynsfw

27.10.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wish I could go, but hoping it’s a big success!

25.10.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’ƒ My man my man my man my baby my baby πŸ’ƒ

(me: manless and babyless)

25.10.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the dick is super pretty whoa

24.10.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

who’s trying to date and break up right before kehlani’s album releases so I can appreciate it more?

20.10.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

finished my screamathon and ready to fight about the rankings

20.10.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wait this looks so fun to have get sone to you

19.10.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ooo yay happy birthday!

18.10.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

now that the pro has been tested (biggest chicago protest ever mind you) and the off has been jerked, time to continue my Scream marathon (ranking incoming by sunday)

18.10.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A regular degular picture of my penis, feet in the background and one shiny painted thumb with my favorite polish at the moment

A regular degular picture of my penis, feet in the background and one shiny painted thumb with my favorite polish at the moment

week’s been so crazy I fucked around and built up a 6 day load 🧎🏾

#gay #gaynsfw #gaybear #chub #cub #chicagogay

18.10.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I swear he’s leading me on but we exchanged albums and i gave him the one i always listen to when i’m into someone and he said noted so we’ll see

18.10.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this I would be down for

17.10.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i just took a mini break from the gym for a hip thing and now I woke up with a fucked up arm…

15.10.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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like literally I am so excited every day I get to see him and my friends are like this

13.10.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i need to get over a boy immediately

13.10.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

for once it’s a decent day to call myself a northwestern alumnus πŸ†

12.10.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

also I definitely was trying to show him where we were going on maps and my tipsy ass had sniffies open so there’s that 🫀

11.10.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

may have somehow danced on a coworker in scarlet, but I take no blame for that

11.10.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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my quarterly urge to top is here

07.10.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

planning an outing for the coworker friends is hard because we aren’t at the stage where I can twerk on them but we’re past the get to know each other over a drink stage like where do we go

07.10.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

soft rejected twice in 2 days so baking a batch of my best cookies to remind myself i’m a catch

05.10.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Abolish ICE

04.10.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 267    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
dick pick, as per usual

dick pick, as per usual

late submission #fcf post from this morning because I was almost late to my train

#fatcockfriday #gaychicago #gaybear #chub

04.10.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
picture of me in a jock from the front

picture of me in a jock from the front

picture if me in a jock from the back

picture if me in a jock from the back

It being the 3rd of #jocktober can only mean one thing

#gaynsfw #chub #gaybear #jockstrap

03.10.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey king

03.10.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

circled back some of these lyrics are crazy but if i just play the instrumentals they’re club hits

01.10.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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found a store with the cutest clip on earrings but they suspended US orders due to tariffs

01.10.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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